I’m thinking because marriage is the highest form of ownership, and it means that absolutely no one else will be fucking his property?

“The Trump campaign has not responded to Jezebel’s request for comment.”

“You don’t bring me flowers... You don’t sing me love songs... You don’t unfurl giant posters of me and show them to business acquaintances... anymore.”

Berries are a superfood and contain antioxidants that can help keep your skin looking young and good. She’s not taking that into consideration. Also, some fruit like tomatoes contain cancer fighting properties and other fruit like pineapple aid in digestion. Patti, big picture, you need fruit. Back off that stevia…

Don’t worry, once she gets scurvy she’ll eat fruit.

Fucking stevia junkies. They’re as bad as no gluten people

Also, here’s the thing, that stevia she’s hash tagging so hard is...wait for it...a processed food.

Right? Not all sugar is bad. There’s a difference between a Snickers bar and an apple.

Added sugar is one thing, but fruit? No, no, no.

(sees article about Patti giving up sugar)

Patti, I’d eat a bag of dicks before I'd give up fruit.

Make love

If they were kids, it still wouldn’t be OK. Boys will be boys has to end. I feel for Al in this video. Arguing with stupid people who want to defend wrongdoing and justify terrible behavior is always extremely frustrating.

I admit, if there was a buddy comedy starring Corey Feldman and the ghost of Corey Haim, I’d probably at least hit a matinee showing.

Can’t speak for Jujy but I certainly do. Bill is charming, intelligent, a great conversationalist, funny and appreciative of humor in others, loyal though not faithful (they are different things), well informed, fascinated by other people, and not least, always looks nicely groomed and as if he probably smells good.…

You know, I want them to keep going with this “she has a brain disease” thing, because I’m going to enjoy it when the lady with the “brain disease” turns him into jello in the debates.

No shame. I would break that man.

Still would. No shame

I don’t know if I’ll ever come to terms with how much of a fox I find Bill Clinton...in that picture, now, I don’t care, I would do bad things with that man.