Just to add fuel to your stroke...

Just one of the horrible things about this story is that everyone says “the couple was fighting” when it sounds like he was beating and abusing her, mostly while drunk. That is not “a fight.”

Ha! The image of elite swimmers all take 4-7 days off training a month to eat ice cream and watch sex and the city because they are afraid of getting wet while bleeding is awesome.

That poor child. Always wearing itchy, scratchy uncomfortable dominatrix clothing. Dragged around to adult venues. Always so sweaty looking with flashbulbs in her eyes at all times. She should be at home, on a playdate with normal people.

Because Loki?? I mean aren’t all the teenz into Loki and Sherlock?

My dad loves Lady Gaga, so I have no idea.

Interesting, I might have to reconsider and spend some time googling

I have not- dish

I’d take Mel Gibson over Trump.

Bublé literally refers to raising his child as “babysitting.” Barf-a-fucking-roni.

Maybe they offered her $500,001 to talk(?).

You Muenster!

#teamdarcy

I’m just a man, standing in front of a girl, asking her if I can sleep with her friend.

Swedish Fish are red flavored.

This really is fucking disturbing. Donald Trump gives literally not one shit about a long list of American freedoms. One might argue that he actually kind of hates America. I am very sad to see how well he’s doing in the popular vote. What the hell, world.

If Trump becomes president, do you think the Secret Service’s job will be to protect the rest of us from him?

Serial killers, obviously.

I don't know about Swedish fish Oreos, but it breaks my heart that the key lime pie ones aren't available year round.

That is insane. Who doesn’t finish their pizza crust?