My mom cut my hair really short in middle school and I too was always mistaken for a boy. I was extremely excited when my boobs showed up.

2011? Hasn’t Comic Sans always been hated? I can’t remember a time when people didn’t make fun of it.

This is my fear. This all scares the shit out of me/makes me angry, but lately, for the sake of sanity and so my kids don’t have to live with angry mama, I’ve been trying to find a way to relax about it all and think “I’m just going to tune out the next few years and get through it”, but then that scares me even more…

I was just bitching about this tonight to anyone who would listen which wasn’t even our cat. They’re pathetic to have bowed out of it. Now they can even have ANOTHER episode but they won’t.

Ironic that the forever alone guy

“Queer Eye for the Dead Guy”

How sure are we that Zuckerberg isn’t the AI?

Why is he awake? Does someone have to stay up to “man” the ship?

Me too. :-) I guess I’m tired.

I see this all the time but still don’t know the context.

What’s going on with the color of his chin in that AP photo? Second time seeing that image and still can’t figure it out.

Costco’s too good for the Trumps!

Looks like lunch meat. There’s also the slices of tomato and cheese next to it. So cheap sandwich bar!

Damn it. And I was excited.

OH MY GOD I GUESSED AUBREY PLAZA halfway through this article. What do I win? :-)

I forgot about Alicia Witt too. My sister and I watch all these terrible movies so I get mixed up on which ones are Hallmark and which are Lifetime, but Haylie’s done 4 or 5. We just saw the stupid hat one on Hallmark last week so I was thinking they were all Hallmark. I also hate the one that’s kind of a Beauty & the…

Don’t forget Haylie Duff. And Lacey Chabert. :-)

My kid has been in a Ninja Turtles costume phase since Halloween and although it’s starting to get worn out I’m like hey wear that as long as it makes you happy (or as long as it holds up), even out of the house because life gets shit and boring real quick when you’re older.

Anyone see the “Little House on the Prairie” Christmas episode with Hester Sue telling her story about her Black Santa? I sob every time. Saw it already this year and yes I sobbed again. I love that story.

OMG that makeship second floor is so scary looking.