What sketch is that? I don’t think I’ve ever seen Carol Burnett’s show.

Also the person who lost, accepted it, thereby setting an example. That is not how it’s going to go this time.

Also how they gonna collect their government checks if they destroy the government? Not very smart.

100% agree on this. For realz he’s at the very least googling himself.

We voted early this week. We didn’t vote via mail but went to the board of elections. Thankfully no one (other than the employees) were there. My husband is considering going to our regular polling place on election day and helping anyone who might be getting intimidated (he’s ex-army and pretty tough-looking), but…

And where might one be able to get these wonderful cider donuts with powdered sugar and cinnamon?!?!?!

Extra gross pattern I’m seeing here from several of these stories and the Bush tape: he seems to have been especially bold/busy in 2005. Ya know, when he was a newlywed and his wife was pregnant.

Damn, they have cable? We only had cable in our common rooms.

I had the same thought. :-) Have not seen her movies in years but immediately heard these tweets in her cute southern accent.

Is everyone mocking him? I genuinely thought he seemed like a lovable guy. I just hope he doesn’t go Joe-the-Plumber and try to cash in his 15 minutes ridiculously.

Oh! I did not hear that detail. That is crazy.

In that great NYT article this weekend about Donald holed up in Trump Tower, they wanted the two of them to do a sit-down interview for TV talking about how she had forgiven him and they’re moving on, etc. The article said Melania didn’t want to do it but Trump was insisting they keep making the plans for it. It ended…

She also walked up and talked to the actual person who asked the question. Every time. He just paced around and sneared at Hillary if he made any eye contact with anyone at all.

OMG the “sophistication” line had me rolling in fits.

What is the snowsuit thing?!

Didn’t he also ogle Paris Hilton when she was 12? Barf.

I don’t feel bad for her at all. This isn’t one of those cases where the guy has a secret life as a philandering lech. She knew exactly what she was getting and signed on to be the trophy wife anyway.

I don’t know which thing about this makes me want to vomit more: the tacky-as-shit interiors or the windows that go all the way down to the floor and OMG I’M SO HIGH UP AND OMG I CAN LOOK RIGHT DOWN SO FARRRRRRRRRR SHIIIIIIIIIIT THIS IS SCARY

THOSE COME WITH MONEY?! I never knew. I’ve thrown those out.

Oh.My.God. that is appalling. (But not surprising.)