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I did this about 10 years ago. Living in an apartment complex and noticed some shady goings on with the people across the courtyard. Kids in and out but never for long and the kids looked unclean and hungry. Went on for awhile and finally I needed to do something. Called the police. The place got raided. Turned out

Seal, please shut the fuck up. The reason why there are so many incriminating photos of celebrities palling around with Weinstein was because he was a virus who ingratiated himself with anyone who had influence. And I find it a tad sexist that only women are being criticized with their associations with known male

Counterpoint: Acoustic “Everlong” is pretty damn good!

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

I was gonna say she looks like a nice gay waiter, but you nailed it.

Wait, so Jennifer Garner is Eddie Redmayne?

Shouldn’t that be “Harry and Meghan sat in the back...by the THRONE”?

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

“Reminds me of when I was a loser...” is enough harshness for one post. :)

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Dude, helpful ghosts can be incredibly nice. The ghost in our house was a dick to me throughout my childhood (I posted about it last year, but I would have to dig through last year’s entries to find my story), but after my father died when I was ten and my mother and her new husband got really, really abusive, that

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and

Lol animals are the worst, they will fuck with you, no joke.

You are wrong- they are not ugly at all.

Could the Olsen twins have been far ahead of us in their quest for mastery of a Baba Yaga aesthetic?

Arya is the death card. I love it.

When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!

So all I have to do is post this?