They're meant to look representative of their completely fake video game counterparts. The difference between this and, say, movie props in a man cave is that those were featured in a live action environment. These will just always look fake. Lighten up, furry.

Was the figurine cast and then added, or was that forged as a single piece? My give-a-shit-o-meter needs to know.

I knew Wheatley was a bit of a perv.

Why don't the bachelor and the bachelorette just date each other?

Well, I'm thankful that Srynerson touched on it because I always got headaches mid-party after having wine when I NEVER get them as a result of drinking anything else (I usually only have a couple drinks.)

Quite possibly. I have no idea, though.

Deus Ex: HD, probably a Vita game.

The first party certification needs to be repurchased. They don't need to buy the licensing for the game again.

A bank account and a deposit slip.

Just saving the list of features for posterity again, so people can point out all the inaccuracies. (Again.)

I can understand that. Luckily I live in an area where Wal-Mart doesn't have much space to take anything over. I have to go out of my way to go to one, and they're usually in the worse parts of town where land is cheaper and the folks are less prone to shop elsewhere.

You're still missing the SD card reader, S-Video and Component outputs and one of two USB ports, even if you can't find a Wii that isn't the family edition (I know for a fact they still sell the Gamecube-compatible ones new.) and it's not even THAT much cheaper. And, while it's slightly smaller, now you need way more…

The handful of dollars I would save from shopping at Wal-Mart does not mitigate the horrible feeling I get from shopping there. It's a microcosm of American failure.

No, Lab Zero is the Skullgirls team from Reverge Labs as their own development studio. They're basically starting from ground zero. It's not an established developer just being lazy fucks and making people pay for the development of a DLC character. And they're hiring THEMSELVES. They can't afford to work on this…

The main thing everyone keeps misreporting is that they're not really developers right now. Their company dissolved. This money is BASICALLY to reform the company long enough to make some DLC. Lab Zero did not develop Skullgirls, Reverge Labs did. Then it dissolved.

I don't care too much about flex after the split (When the cord is separated and leading to my ears), and that's where most of the microphonics happen. I'd be happy to get some shrink tubing for that part, but I don't know how I'd get it on.

I wonder if other countries' popular blogs (Analogues to Kotaku) use the comments section of OUR news articles as a glance into the opinions of this country's residents like we do theirs. Apparently apartments in Shibuya ARE that expensive, and those folks have no idea what they're talking about. Also, this is rent to…

Keep in mind you won't be able to do it on the Wii Mini, and used and refurbished Wiis are cheaper anyway. Have fun!

"The game also contains 6-player cooperative and competitive online modes, where users either team up to face monsters or battle each other. The game also features online multiplayer modes such as Suppression, where players team up to take on a boss for special rewards, and Fray, a player-versus-player battle royale…

What gave it away? My ability to type complete sentences?