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If one makes the argument that marriage is a religious institution, then no definition of it should exist in a government document such as a constitution. If a definition of it does exist in a government document, then the content of it should not be influenced by religious beliefs.

If one makes the argument that marriage is a religious institution, then no definition of it should exist in a government document such as a constitution. If a definition of it does exist in a government document, then the content of it should not be influenced by religious beliefs.

Other things the brochure didn't contain: Whimsically illustrated retellings of the ravenous acquisitions and disemboweling of FreeStyleGames, Bizarre, RedOctane, Vicarious Visions, Beenox, Treyarch, Neversoft and Raven.

Gaining access to an Xbox Live gamertag that isn't yours is a thousand times more difficult. They ask you a million questions, and it happens over the course of a week.

I wonder why it looks like that. Man, maybe the pastry bag was invented before CANNED CHEESE. How is the first thought "Oh that peanut butter must have come out of a can." Explain to me how you could pressurize a can of peanut butter.

Wait, now time is counting UP? We'll never see that price hike.

No, you're brainless because you think stuff that looks like this has come out of a spray can. You must hate cake, too.

I'd just like to point out that a vast majority of the comments on this article are people in favor of the show/its content. It's because everyone else is leaving. Good job, Kotaku.

You could always go a delicious step further and mix some honey into the peanut butter. I put peanut butter and honey on sandwiches, but I'd assume a peanut butter and honey spread on celery would be equally delicious.

It's almost like everyone on Kotaku is a brainless child. It's called a pastry bag.

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He's Cave Johnson, owner of Aperture Science in Portal 2. This is one of his paintings found throughout the game. They do a lot of wacky science experiments, like the portal gun, the repulsion gel, armies of mantis men, invisible lasers that turn blood into gasoline. Basically throwing science at the wall to see what

I'd imagine he needs to be able to see at a glance whether his web is empty or not, and at night it would be easier to reload if they were lit. Just a thought.

You didn't play this, then?

The painting is based on a Valve employee, so any resemblance to J.K. Simmons is purely coincidental.

I seriously don't understand why they didn't just use pictures of J.K. Simmons. That's all nerds are going to know him for ANYWAY. That and J Jonah Jameson.

Which brings me to my original point: Getting stuck in dungeons with friends' lower level characters with the wrong spellset didn't happen in Diablo 2 because people just started new characters. With no reason to do that now, they had to accommodate mid-game changes. Yay, free redistribution of spells for everyone!

They couldn't cast a young Carrie Bradshaw without something wrong. It wouldn't mesh with the original casting.

Tribes: Ascend. I'm getting the hang of this skiing thing.

"at least no topic without it's own block of 'programming'" would not include Kotaku East, the block of 'programming' that deals with weird shit Asian people do.

A quick search for "pony" shows articles from the 18th, the 16th, the 14th, the 11th, the 10th and those are just the latest ones. I'm willing to throw money down that no other non-game topic is covered as much as ponies are, at least no topic without it's own block of 'programming'.