SchemeHatchery
SchemeHatchery
SchemeHatchery

We are living wild lives!!

Those were flippin’ terrible, but they were live action, which is always a terrible idea. The Lorax is a cartoon, and I liked it. Ed Helms is in it!

Any officer who’s been properly trained in responding to DV calls should know that the mere presence of an officer in a potential DV sitation is much more likely to escalate, rather than deescalate the situation, usually after the officer leaves. He probably wasn’t properly trained tho, because many officers aren’t...

I will only accept the one true Grinch: Boris Karloff

I actually really love the new Lorax movie. I thought I would hate it, and it was my favorite Seuss book as a kid, so I was super protective of it. But when it came to theaters my niece, who shares my love of the book, wanted to see it so I took her and I have to say I liked it. And the music was pretty good. I have

I admire your restraint for only screaming at him. I’m not a violent person, but given that I have friends who are DV and SV survivors, I would’ve been sorely tempted to punch him in his smug face.

So, how exactly are battered women supposed to help themselves if they don’t have safe places to go? Your ex-acquaintance obviously chose not to think this through.

Kermit has an honorary doctorate from Southampton College. For real. I remember a doctoral candidate being quoted back in 1996 saying something along the lines of, “I’ve been working my ass off for 7 years and they gave a diploma to a sock.”

Men can be feminists! Excellent feminists! Empowering, helpful, important feminists! But they cannot be allowed to dominate the movement by winning awards such as this. It’s akin to giving a white person an award for Exceptional Black Leaders. It doesn’t work.

This news would have been hilarious on April first, but not now.

I would buy this comic book / see this movie.

Because my heart is in Ohhhiiooo! Hahaha, a friend of mine in high school was super into that era of emo bands, but he recognized the ridiculousness of that song. We had a blast jamming it and singing it dramatically. Fun times. :)

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

If you hadn’t just had a baby, I’m thinking he totally woulda gotten lucky. ;)

I almost mowed over a jumping spider last weekend. I picked it up and put it on one of the bushes.

Not quite baby bunny cute, but still. (I realize this probably won’t win me many awards)

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.

By all accounts, he is super nice. My aunt ran into him once while she was on vacation and they had a margarita together, and he let her get a picture with him.

he probably would have let you do it too.

I love it. My husband always stops when he sees a turtle in the road and gets out to help the turtle cross safely. Swoon!

I wish I had an appropriate jpeg for this post. Just some hot dude with the word “Keeper” on it or on his shirt or something.