Welp. Unsolicited comments about the contents of your body, having to defend every choice you make to the old women who will lecture you about having coffee in your shopping cart while you're on line at the cash register, and people who think that because you're pregnant it's totally okay to touch you.

Oh no. That's some dollar bill fuckery with the no coffee thing!

I'm right there with you (down-thread, I've posted that I'm 6 weeks along and have little idea wtf I'm doing). All the planning and effort and now the "HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF" is kicking in. The teeny living thing in my uterus is making me tired and sick and generally unpleasant to be around. Case…

I figured pregnant women wouldn't need to *see* the poo.

I feel ya, girl! I'm 7 weeks too! I mostly can't think of anything else because nausea is never far off. It's been a couple weeks.

I am right there with you. 5 more weeks to go and I still feel that way. It's scary, it's exciting...but it is mostly scary.

If it helps, my sis in law wavered between "HOLY SHIT WHY" and "this will be amazing!" her whole pregnancy; lil one is 8 months now and she's absolutely loving it (though also finds it difficult and exhausting and at times frustrating, bc let's be real — but for her the good faaaaaaaar outweighs the not-so-good).

Yeah, yeah, there's a double standard. When it swings our way, we get more power, more freedom, and entirely better lives than women do. When it swings their way, they get to make 'sexist' jokes and draw cartoon dicks. I'm crying into my neckbeard about how unfair life is to me as a man.

Jesus Christ. Stop. We all know what a swastika means in American society. Regardless of what it meant before, it has come to mean a specific thing. It wasn't meant as a Tibetan good luck symbol, and that's not the connotation it carries. I truly could not give less of a shit what it meant before — it means something…

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

And sure enough the Dogs Rights Advocates are out in force because of this video, decrying felinists as dog haters. Blind to dog privilege, they look at this video as some sort of proof that cats are given special treatment. Please, my friends, don't respond. Leave the DRAs in the gray.

Are all dog people this sensitive? Cheesus. My cat hits me all the time, they don't use their claws to bat you. If they really wanted to hurt the dogs they could've in the 10 minutes that the dog stood right there in front of them freaking out. If the dogs were really that afraid, they would run away.

Wow. Fuck that shit.

This video is rather relevant to your comment.

I do both, too. Some occasions require hoisting 'em up, other occasions require strapping 'em down. Most at-home activities require letting 'em follow Mr. Gravity freely. It's my bo-dyy, and I'll sag if I want to~ooo....

(everyone's a lawyer when talking to minimum wage workers)

I bought a manual with summer tires in April this year. A week after I got it, it snowed after I drove in to work. I was still learning how to drive a manual ...

You don't drive with yours? Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong. This explains a lot, actually...

Well, we crazy folk are too dumb and lazy to try various alternative treatments, doncha know? Just hand us a pill (or even an M&M, we're not discriminating) and we'll take it like obedient sheeple.

I can't tell you how excited I am for the further stigmatization of mental health treatment.