People say it's not necessary anymore, and yet they delight when they get a handwritten letter on engraved cotton paper stationery from me. "Oh, your note was lovely! How nice to get a letter from you," they cry. I call SHENANIGANS on obsolescence.

I'll send you stationery, friend! It's not obsolete if small pockets of people keep using them, right? Right?

May the minstrels of the future sing of their deeds. Long songs, with poor rhyming. HUZZAH.

I'm glad this one has an ending where the kitten can walk without the brace. I want to save as many animals as possible and provide them with good homes, but sometimes I find that people go too far and keep animals alive when their quality of life can't be enjoyable at all.

This is weird, considering that most women I know (myself included) would see an attractive man with a widdle bunny and immediately throw their panties across the room. It's definitely not the rabbit, dude.

You know, if it were 1956 and West Side Story had yet to premiere on Broadway, I would say that a biracial Romeo and Juliet was edgy and unique.

I'm not going to make my wife kill spiders for me, but I won't do it myself.

No joke, the loser I just broke up with would get embarrassingly drunk on vodka shots and was weirdly freaked out by spiders. He once shrieked and made me come confirm that the little creepy crawly he found in his bathroom was not a Brown Recluse.

What like Europe is the only place where families and clans have symbols with intricate and esoteric meanings? I doubt it.

Ok, I get the snark. Because for most of us, McDonald's is a treat, and we go there with the intention of indulging in some calorie-laden grease snacks.

JUST OFFER A DAMN VEGGIE BURGER ALREADY WHY IS THIS SO HARD ARGH.

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.

I know. Her advice, or whatever you may call it is absolutely insane. I enjoy being dominated in the bedroom, but it's not something I have to do because I'm a tiny frail little lady with my tiny ladybrains.

GAAAAWlee. If only I lived in Nooo York Citeh, I'da done knowed what "kale smoothies" are. Not that I'd want one. Because thems there thangs are for smart, skinny city folk and I'ms justa normal joe who don't go eatin' fancy green things.

OP: YES! My husband had it really sink in a few years ago, when we both got on the bus and while he paid the fare, a man with no teeth tried to get me to sit on his lap. 10 seconds apart and bam! Ever since, he's been super cautious/aware of his own presence and just how much girls have to think about. He knew the…

A few years ago when a friend and I went to a bar, I'd been mountain biking and wanted to sit down, my pal, had been in his office all day and wanted to stand at the bar to ogle the eighteen year old female bar staff. It was cripplingly embarrassing, to watch this fifty year old beer gutted man attempt to chat up,…

Yeah. I love it when I'm telling a guy about my day and I'm like, "and then he followed me down the street yelling about my ass for two blocks," and he's shocked and appalled that such a thing could happen to a young woman like myself!! Where are the manners? Where are the STANDARDS! And I'm like, "yeah, and then I…

'well that is why i took the time to make this account and comment.'

RE: the first point....I usually just pretend to be deaf and ignore it completely, don't react, don't even look. That typically results in something like this:
"Fucking cunt."
"Fuck you, you're not that hot."

I'm glad they didn't go with the alternate scene where the wolf won't surrender and Henry had to snap his neck then cry for ten minutes.