I don’t run much these days (five month old baby and all that) but I can’t imagine running my miles in TN heat and then just leaving all that sweat and dirt on me. Ugh. No.

Yeah, this. I don’t want to stop showering and bathing. I love showers. I LOVE baths. Don’t take my watery loves away!

Look, I’m a dirty hippie. I rarely wash my hair (it’s curly and dyed bright colors, washing it makes it worse) and I don’t necessarily shower daily but... no. What do you do after you get legit dirty? After I spend a day trailrunning I just spray myself down with germs? What about the fine coat of mud droplets…

A lot of them were memoirs. Night was one. The Diary of Anne Frank, too. But some were historical fiction like Number the Stars and the like.

My school was weirdly obsessed with the Holocaust but we only ever studied it in English class through novels. I mean... it was nice having some diversity in our fiction but history classes never seemed to cover WWII at all. I had very little knowledge about the politics of the war until I was an adult but knew…

BRILLIANT.

Kind of want to discuss but also kind of want to go burner for this. Unfortunately, this account is a burner and I’m not 100% on if I know the key to it or not. To sign out and risk it? But I’m finally not grey. Oh, the existential crisis.

I felt that way about A Dirty Job. The writing just wasn’t there for me.

Any and every Christopher Moore book is good! My favorite was Lamb (which you may think will be preachy and uncomfortable but I’m an atheist and found it delightful). Sacre Bleu was amazing, too.

Today I scored 12 foil packs of Splat Blue Envy on Amazon for about $8.

I loved Molly because she wasn’t girly. Samantha’s stories were interesting because of the time period but I loved how Molly wasn’t a part of the overwhelming girlishness that the rest portrayed. :)

Molly, Addy, and Samantha were my favorites but Molly was the one that I loved the most. I mean, I see they need to grow and change but... my childhood feels, man....

MOLLY IS GONE?????????

I target shoot often but I would never, ever own a gun for home defense. I’m not willing to murder someone.

Yes yes yes to this part, too!

I remember when Littlest Pet Shop animals were so small they barely even constituted a chocking hazard.

Five Nights at Freddy’s is scary af plus it has a really awful backstory involving children being murdered. I hope no elementary/preschoolers are playing it!

Lesson one of gun safety: all guns are always loaded. Even if you unloaded them yourself. Even if you checked. Even if you just saw the thing assembled for the first time in its life. It is loaded.

These.