Maybe this fella got a hold of her:

The weird part is that will.i.am wasn't even flying anywhere that day. He just likes to hang out at airport lounges.

That's a crap load of vodka

Yeah, he probably doesn't even know they are farts. Someone probably told him they are the ghosts of old English kings surging through and out of his body as a way of filling him with sainted regalness. He probably gets all happy when he farts. Like "WHOA, HEY THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! I really am going to be the best king…

"Sorry for my language. I just can't deal with this."

"ONE TIME A SERVER DIDN'T GET MY ICED TEA ON TIME SO I HAD THEM FIRED! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

360 degrees ain't what it used to be.

...IT'S ACTUALLY REAL?!?!?!

Well, that just dropped the value of anybody who as the game from -100 to -101.

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS LITTLE PIGGY???!!!

THESE ARE ALL WONDERFUL!

Dear Dr. Ruth

THIS

Florida Man always has the best mug shots.

Well they do it because it really helps all their customers who have trouble with words (as we know they so often do):