Are we sure she's not having a stroke?

Wait... we hate Amazon now too?

Love Love this Lady give me her anyday over totally clueless Zoe Saldana .I like how she just mentioned Michael Brown in a bittersweet way without giving the " we dont know all the facts brigade" any ammunition.

Not the joke I would have made, but you went there and DAMNIT I respect you for it!

awwww poor kitty is clearly super freaked and stressed. but everyone was smiling, it was nice to see people handling it well.

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

I'm still not too sure what an Ariana Grande is... Half of her is eyes and the other half is hair extensions. It's very uncomfortable to look at.

It is some other planet when the most classic glamour werk comes from Solange, Nicki and J-Lo.

Well, I'll be damned. I set up a threesome on Tinder with these two lovely gentleman named Steve and Jake and they backed off at the last minute muttering something about, "If you can't be trusted behind the wheel, how can you be trusted between the sheets?" Guess we solved that riddle.

The fact that something like this is needed is depressing, but thanks, gentlemen, for restoring a bit of my faith in humanity.

So if a female artist wants to be sexual in her videos, because she likes nudity and is comfortable with sex, she is always selling herself according to the patriarchal paradigm? If you are never even going to listen to what these women are saying, how are you different from the patriarchy itself?

I had no idea what to expect when I hit play and was not discreet so my 4 year old saw the intro- she asked me if it was a funny video about The Rainforest Cafe.

Yes. Yes, that's exactly what it is, dear. Run along now, mommy needs to watch this jiggling Rainforest Cafe commercial.

I wish I could be in the running. I've liked Mariah since her debut, looks like she has a sweetness there. I never did like Nick Cannon, he seems very contrived. And really what kind of an idiot talks about who you've slept with, especially when they are famous.

I will not dispute that for definitely a great many men. In my case? She's amazing, but I simply do not know, if I can keep up the requirements of the Madonnas, the Mariah Careys, the Beyonces of the world.

Jenny Shimizu!! She's so strikingly beautiful. Congrats!

Break-ups are almost always a sad affair. But it must be especially hard for Nick to lose his childhood love.

WHY DOES LENNY KRAVITZ KEEP GETTING HOTTER???!?!?!??!?!?!?!

TEST DRIVE A LADY, MIMI.

Kittens always play dirty. We need to get a couple chickens in to referee.