I prefer Briggs&Stratton as my engine supplier. No grid penalities.

Apparently it can travel through time as well. See the shuttle landing behind it?

LASRE ALPHA

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

Good! Send their asses to Car and Driver, where they still swear the Corvette isnt midengine.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

That’s like arguing who is the classiest Kardashian.

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

Why does anyone willingly live in NYC?

Yes, but here’s the important question: Did you have any poutine in Montreal?

Don’t forget Amazon.. you can order your dinner through Amazon, too.

It’s true - I’ve tested it. On second thought, I should do further testing.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

Anyone who watched that game 5 must had anxiety attacks. It was truly down to the wire and anything could’ve happened. I feel terrible for Jensen because it may have came down to his misplay once again that leads to a TSM victory in the finals.

I’m not going to complain about esports showing up on Deadspin.

Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.

Way to not read or understand my comment... I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

My favorite part of the illustration is how peanut butter is fine yet nuts are not and thus they have drawn in freaking peanuts at the bottom... (which aren’t actually nuts but still) prenautbutter good! Implied Peanuts bad! Clearly someones liberal arts degree didn’t really teach them any basic facts.