I didn’t, but thanks for reading!

I didn’t, but thanks for reading!

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Too good!

I hate to have to ask this, but do they use a 3.5mm jack?

“smartwatches are a hyper-luxury item owned by assholes and sycophants.”

WE ONLY DRIVE CARS IN SPORT MODE

But what about the fart apps? They’re keeping the fart apps, right?

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

Hufflepuff would always be the stoner house. Firstly, their name is Hufflepuff. Secondly, there’s a reason the herbology professor is in charge of them.

I just got an email you might be interested in. Went to my spam folder for some reason, though.

True. I've been trying to figure out how to get a longer stick since puberty.

Future Cardinal player

Is it just me, but what is with that rear bumper? Totally ruins the rear of the vehicle the way it sticks out like that, not to mention screws up the departure angle...

According to Bank of America, I’ve been using their Keep the Change service since 2010 and have saved $1335.64 in the process. They had a match program when I started which made it a no-brainer, but even since then it is nice to put a little extra in the piggy bank without thinking about it.

Take my money now.

Go figure.

To be viewed to the tune of “Nothing Else Matters.”

Hard to say - it was a Troicki situation...

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.