I am so...so sorry...

Not really. I saw it plenty out of my peripheral vision when it wasn’t my turn with the glasses. It just looked like the sun. It might be different closer to the path of totality, but from out here, there was too much light for it to look anything but bright. It seems unlikely that things would be any different in…

No, you can see the eclipse just fine without glasses, that is, of course, until you go blind.

What a dumbass. Not only can trying to view the eclipse without glasses burn your eyes, but the eclipse doesn’t really look like an eclipse at all without the glasses unless you’re in the path of totality, at the moment of totality. Without the glasses, the sun is too bright to discern its shape.

Oh great, now he’s blind and we are going to nuke the sun.

Well, a gurl can dream, right?

I received three separate forwards of the same email from members of my family over the weekend praising our orange leader for not taking a salary and instead donating it to “the troops.” It then laments that the positive things he does never get any coverage.

Oh fro fuck’s sake. I cannot BELIEVE this man. Every time. I pass by trump tower I want to explode

They’d be replaced by thugs from Bannon’s personal collection of bastards. That fucker’s not gone yet, and until Trump actually goes moderate or is forced there he’ll still at least somewhat back Cheetolini.

And not getting paid for it.

Oh, dear. Perhaps they should go on furlough for the rest of the year. President Businessman J. Deals would understand this!

That is an underrated movie, just because Mathhew Goode is a delight!

Soooo who are these 42 people they have to protect? I get Trump, his wife, his kids and the kids families but who else? Are they protecting his two ex-wives and their families?

I would love it if they all said fuck this and every. single. one. of. them. quit.

Just let secret service go, he can hire contractors of brother of Betsy Devos to protect him,

They’re protecting Tiffany? Wonder if Trump knows about that.

Don’t forget the cost to the towns and states that must forgo income, endure insane traffic and re-routing, and spend millions on extra police detail for these presidential vacations/weekends. His middle name should be disruption. All because this orange fuck won’t go to camp David once in a while.

I can’t believe the guy subject to dozens of business lawsuits for failure to honor his commitments/pay his contractors would proceed in such a manner.

I kind of like the idea of just telling Trump, “Hey, sorry, you used up your Secret Service protection for the year,” just to see how he reacts. :)