Look, wealthy cis straight dudes are having a real hard go of it at the moment, just think of how many $100 bills they’ve had to throw away after using them to dry their eyes and blow their noses. It’s an invisible crisis, I tell you!

It’s not about getting it or not getting it. Cancelled or not cancelled. Funny or not funny. It’s about having the freedom to say what you want. You may not like what someone has to say and more power to you. Just because you don’t like doesn’t mean it should go away or even worse you should try to erase it.

If only people watched the whole thing instead of snippets and listen to the commentary on what they are supposed to think.

Adam Levine’s tattoos look like he got a box of temporary tattoos and applied them all over his body. 

I think we all know the answer to that one; if I knew how to insert the aubergine emoji into my reply, I would do so here.

The idea that a tele-workout instructor could be considered a “star” really does reinforce the idea that we’re pretty much at the very, very dead end of culture. 

I’d never even heard of her before she hooked up with Musky. 

The Uma Thurman story is too important to be a part of a blog full of celebrity gossip.

The thing that has finally gotten me to like working out is Beat Saber in VR. The Oculus Quest 2 is $300, which is a lot but not compared to a Peloton or boxing machine, and it’s convenient because it’s standalone, so you don’t need a computer or anything else to hook it up to. I just stand there for 30-45 minutes…

It was patently obvious when he was nominated why Carrotface von Golfcart nominated this idiot and everybody knew it. It’s just that the Republicans in the Senate were to afraid of being primaried by one of His Orangeness’s legion of followers that got him confirmed. His performance and lack of professional demeanor…

Isn’t it great that Susan Collins got on national TV and went on an hour-long rant about why she was voting to confirm Kavanaugh and how we were all being irrational by condemning him?

Step 1: Issue absurdly confusing edicts about what you want to be called.

No! It’s on us to read people’s minds (or deep dive their Instas) to first know what pronouns they prefer, and also to know which are to be used in different contexts.

I practice law in Texas, not California but I can’t figure out how this happened in the first place. Guardianship/Conservatorship is for the mentally incapable so that they are not abused. They are not designed to end. I think that’s why this has been so confusing for everyone is because these things don’t have a…

My partner’s uncle got busted for conservatorship abuse of his own mother (she had dementia). My partner and I tried to tell other people in the family what he was doing and no one would listen. In the end he got busted for stealing all her savings (over $300k), remortgaging her house that was already paid off,…

Nothing like wishing death and rape on someone and sending them porn to really stick it to someone; am I right, ladies? God, I’m so sick of this type of thinking. Just because Rowling has views that you (or I) don’t agree with, doesn’t mean someone should start telling her that they wish she would get raped and…

It’s the Jezebel “Taylor Swift” syndrome. The writers of Jezebel have decreed it, so I guess we all have to hear about it and listen to them complain about it until someone else swoops in.

I’m really confused. Why are Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani America’s Worst Couple? I haven’t heard rumors of abuse, or even cheating. They seem to like each other. I’m not up on celebrity gossip, but I haven’t heard they have stiffed any charities or made racist remarks or done anything illegal. They met after they…

Guns don’t kill people. Humanity was a mistake.

At some point we’re going to start yelling at white people cosplaying as anime characters at conventions for insufficient woke-ness, aren’t we?