I swear that man spelled shit (up to and including his own name) just a little bit weird specifically to make writing about that novel even more difficult. Changing now. Thanks. 

Minor (but not so minor) quibble: the character name is not Delores but Dolores, literally Spanish for pains.

Admittedly I read this headline as a request, not a statement of fact. I was certainly confused at first why anyone at Jezebel would demand he be let back into the capital.

I love the all natural crowd! You know what else is all natural? Small pox, measles, mumps, whooping cough, tuberculosis.

From the pictures of Chloe and Olivia, vaccines appear to be the only thing they won’t inject into their bodies. These two look like they’re about to give Jocelyn Wildenstein a run for her money.

Obviously, Illinois is nowhere near that (13M), but Chicago alone has more than twice the population of all of Wyoming and we also only get two senators. It’s ridiculous. The Senate needs to be reformed, and gerrymandering (for House representation) needs to be illegal.

Fascist snowflakes. They have 1 senator for a few hundred thousand people. California has 1 senator for 20 million. California is marginalized.

“Defeat Liz Cheney in this upcoming election, and Wyoming will bring Washington to its knees...”

I have always had a maternal soft spot for her. I suspected the “dumb blonde” was an act to some extent. I’m glad she’s doing well and look forward to reading this.

I’ve had a UV lamp shoved up my ass for the last 5 months. I can’t stray too far away from an outlet and my utility bill is through the roof, but at least I’m safe.

Well, if y’all had taken your hydroxychloroquine and disinfectant injections like you were advised by your stable genius president, you wouldn't be in this predicament right now.

We were just discussing David Sedaris in another thread. He lost me with his treatment of his sister Tiffany while she was alive, and then his further cruelties after she died by suicide. She had apparently begged him not to write about her and he refused to allot her that small act of privacy, and then when she died,…

I thought Emerald Fennel played her so well. She’s also great in Call the Midwife, if you’ve ever watched. 

The scene where she tells Charles she will never win a PR contest with Diana (or whatever the wording was). Wow.

Agreed. Once I learned about the whole thing beyond tabloid headlines in the checkout line, she didn’t bother me at all. Charles has always struck me as someone who thinks he is simultaneously “just like everyone else” and also owed the entire world on a silver platter. Some time in the 90's QEII’s personal secretary…

Poor Charles just has an unlikable personality. He could cure cancer and still manage to come off as a non-sympathetic asshole.

I don’t know what California parole boards are like, but parole boards in general are pretty strict about ever recommending parole. Parole is just not something that is granted cavalierly. So my guess is that this is not about a person who was locked up in her 20s, for a murder she committed when she was 19, and who…

It is nuts that not only the Senate and the electoral college are completely controlled by a minority, but now SCOTUS is too. I hope Biden makes some changes so that SCOTUS better reflects the values of Americans, not just the values of creepy right wing religious groups and corporations. It makes a mockery of the law…

Plus like the Constitution is another tablet of commandments. And that every individual’s rights are absolute with no regard for the rights of the person next to you who might not agree or be negatively impacted by your exercise. Rights and responsibilities are connected no matter how inconvenient that is for…

So does this decision mean that a governing body has no say in a public health crisis? How about hurricanes, floods, terrorist attacks? Is this SCOTUS codifying the Bannon philosophy of “Burn it all down!”? Why not just have The Purge all day, every day?