Ann Dowd. AKA Aunt Lydia. 

Oh, okay. That makes more sense. I like the dress. looks comfy (and great colour), but for five hundred and eight five dollars it would have to be comfy enough to soothe me to a solid 8 hours of sleep each night, in which case I would totally buy it.

Alabama’s all like, hmmmmm... this gives me an idea!

Scroll down to the bottom of the article. The dress is available in sizes 1-4. Wait wut? 

It’s like you know my heart. 

I’m already excited to see the 2029 reboot when they’re all in their early 40s.

That’s what you get when you hire Cecilia Giminez: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-19349921 

Except he subsequently said he knew the speech very well and could give the speech without a teleprompter. Lies on lies on lies...

At my newish (this is my 7th week) workplace today, my male colleague said that the only reason he’s never paid for sex is his fear of disease and that in high school he didn’t think about women’s rights because his only focus was “the thing between [his] legs”. The modern workplace may have come a long way, but sure…

I want to see photos or video of the ultimate crowd size. Team trump is posting this one photo that makes the mall looks full and many say it’s photoshopped (I lean towards it being fake). There is next to no coverage of whether team trump is lying and I haven’t seen coverage of him talking about the crowd size, which…

Where do these clothes get made? $12.49 for a jumpsuit? 

This sounds terrible. Will watch for sure. 

Alabama is an absolute horror show of a state. It is the Handmaid’s Tale. 

If Hillary stole children from their parents, locked children in cages, promoted hatred against anyone not white, cisgendered and Christian, ignored the Constitution and was a narcissistic wanna be despot, I would be okay with a little spit on her pantsuit. 

I didn’t know it was possible to use the word “cabaret” so much.

Yes. Great idea. And she could have connected with the same agent as Serena. Would have been so good! Well, if it keeps moving this slowly, I guess that could be season 4. 

Nothing to do with anything, but here is the least surprising headline of the day, from CNN: A 5-foot alligator bit a Louisiana sheriff’s deputy who was trying to tape its mouth

Sarah Paulson can play her in the biopic. They look alike.

ba dum bum

Mariah Carey, Marie Curie. That is hilarious. I’m gonna keep revisiting this all day.