Ijustcan’twithstupid. 

The whole story is a little bit funny. Imagine the high level meetings with a bunch stern-faced military officers discussing sky penises. 

The entire Trump presidency is a hate-for-profit-scam.

Ijustcan’twithyou.

Sure, she’s on mat leave, but that doesn’t mean she couldn’t participate. I’d bet if it were Obama, she’d have joined the family in their official obligations. She may even have brought the baby. It says a lot that as an American she isn’t making the effort, whether she recently had a baby or not. 

I miss the Obamas! Best first family ever. 

The one American in the British Royal Family had declined to meet the president. That says it all.

Donald Trump’s main strategy is “I’m rubber and you’re glue”. You call me dumb, therefore you’re dumb...

Has anyone noticed that the tornadoes are hitting the states that implemented these sadistic abortion laws?

So this is why I can’t stop eating shrimp. 

Well I’ll be...Ani DiFranco botoxed her face.

Our very own Serena Joy. 

I’d bet Ivanka has had at least one abortion. 

I feel like “be best” is a giant hoax to see whether we are all really dumb.

I know! “No, that’s not correct. I respect that you see it that way, but...”. Seriously. 

They must have people, like those ball boys/girls in tennis, who discretely follow each member of the family around, picking things up and cleaning as they go from room to room.

I had these too...

I had these shoes! I bought them at a Marshalls-type store! They were sooo uncomfortable.

Obvs she has not mastered smizing.

The whole wine as “mommy juice” thing is outdated and encourages heavy drinking. It was a cute thing for a while, until it turned out everyone was getting wasted and addicted in order to cope with motherhood and loss of self (or whatever).