Ewwww. Gross. Don’t do this again.

Slow news day?

I HATE her stupid tongue. Put it back in your mouth, Miley! And keep it their. It’s not a thing.

Crack Pies for politicians? Rob Ford's dream can come true!!!,

I suspect these may have been 155 of the most boring hacks ever.

I think my time machine is working, at last! What year is it?

Russia doesn't allow adoptions to countries where gay marriage is legal.

I don't think that the comment was calling PSH stupid, it was calling his death stupid. There's a difference. Your sister was all the things she was: beautiful, artistic, kind, funny, and deeply troubled, incredibly sad and gone tragically early. As was PSH. But his death was stupid. It was a tragedy. Just like your…

Canada is having some serious WTF moments lately...

or a puppy?

How is this dog a golden retriever?

There is no way that a 14 year old should be tried as an adult. ever.

Okay, now I have to watch it a little bit. Thanks, Jezebel.

Yet another reason to cancel the fucking olympics.

These posts are annoying because you have to refresh the screen and scroll through everything from earlier in the night in order to get to the most recent parts of the ceremony. It's upside down!

I was on an overnight flight to New Delhi last year and all of the middle-aged men were watching 2 Broke Girls. I thought it was strange and kind of funny: darkened cabin and a sea of screens all displaying this show.

I kinda' don't even know exactly what my vulva is. Whatever it is, it's fantastic. Everything down there is fantastic.

I think it's because she's, like, nineteen years old or something? She's still self-absorbed and naive. She'll grow out of it. I actually didn't hate this interview. Although I still hate her tongue (put it back in your mouth, MILEY!!!) and her twerking (ewww. and you're not a very good dancer, Miley).

NO DOGS IN THE KITCHEN!!!! Number one rule of dogs.

Thanks, LuckyCat. I appreciate your comment.