Needs more giant swinging demon phallus.

What if it was just trying to clean up the mess it was leaving behind as it melted?

So.... What has Forza done to produce world class racing drivers? I know they've produced 9 year olds telling you they fucked your mom

"It's not as pretty as the old F1."

One Thousand One Hundred Cars?! Why...who...how would you even drive that man-I've already hit the buy button, haven't I? I have. I don't even remember opening Amazon.com. Wow.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Do German postmen carry the mail in Deutsche Bags?

Just odd enough to look absolutely great. I want it. Now.

I don't think it does at all. No body kit. No huge wing. "Proper" sized wheels. Ok, maybe a LITTLE too low, but still acceptable. No huge"stance" stretched tires. I'd say it looks sedate. No gaudy graphics. Please, how does this look like a Fast&Furious car?

That shit is TUCKED!

True, he's not good old Hunter Thompson. But the man who coined the term 'Gonzo Journalism' would have liked that Porsche review.

Won't someone think of the Stingrays?
Looking at you Mikey G.

Screw their traction control, let's geek out over their LACK OF CAMSHAFTS in the near future.

Because you don't get much douchier than actually hurting 19 people with your showing off.

Yup, I did that.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the…

You know, I recently spent a couple of weeks in a really poor country where babies regularly die from malaria, malnutrition, and a host of other easily preventative causes. I wonder how many of these anti-abortion crazies donate to Doctors Without Borders, volunteer to help low-income mothers, or lobby the government…