I was expecting low to mean 4 Gigs, but 8? Man, we’ve really moved on.

8 gigs of DDR3 is low now? Man my machine is outdated...

So... how is this different from every other medium?

This is the kind of situation where the kicksss me who lives in my head and is always witty and on top of it would just stare at him and say, “I’m sorry, did you just basically tell me you’d like to fuck your grandmother?” And since this is all in my head, I would then stare at him while I take a drag off my cigarette…

Creativity here is A+.

We need the Revell Joe Biden Edition Trans Am.

The fact that this happened (and was so clearly awkward for everyone) proved that the game was actually being played, and actually made me way more excited about the game overall. No bullshots!

I honestly kinda like it when a demo messes up because I know for sure that it’s real and in-game!

I think it’s called Lambo bro.

If the 11.600 RPM redline isn’t a good enough reason, I don’t know what is.

The M6 is a great looking and very fast car.

Dear America,

Firstly, Russia, as crazy and dysfunctional of a place as it is, is not a thirld word country. Secondly, all that stuff about organized corruption and the banking and financial system? We have that too. Perhaps not as severe, but the Great Recession was cause by exactly that.

Seriously, though - they gave a clearly insane, militant racist a gun. That’s got to be some kind of negligence, right? Can they be sued?

I’m glad they took him alive but you are right about that.

A country in which guns are birthday presents is a sick country. I love the U.S. for many reasons, but it has a deep festering sickness that won’t be healed.

Okay but like if you were to look up serial killer in the dictionary this is what would be there.