@Disco Choo: And to be clear, said neighbor went to Montana and didn't quite finish.

@Disco Choo: Wow, I think your cousin might be my neighbor, who is a "former massage therapist" and now waters our condo lawn and grows pot.

Lobos!

@dancerevolution: He also didn't know the difference between its and it's. My pet peeve.

@DeeAvolo: I was eating lunch and hadn't even noticed the toenail until you pointed it out!! :)

@XylophoneBert: Mmmm. Wow.

@Peppermint: That's not what came up when I googled it. I got what looked like a Croc but with a heel and straps but all out of that same plastic material. It looked like someone took an exacto knife to the top of a regular Croc and stacked up all the excess plastic in the heel.

@boss_lady: Naturally I had to Google it to see what you were talking about. I advise you to remain ignorant and hold strong.

@Adobe_Diva: Well, at least your dad isn't wearing his Crocs with socks with the Presidential seal like Shrub did. Talk about desecration!

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: The fuh?!? My eyes hurt.

Thank you for including (f)Uggs, but you forgot Crocs!

@mzleading: I miss Molly so much.

@maude_flanders: I bet you're thinking of Chief Justice John Roberts who has two adopted kids. And they're tow-headed and blond and look a lot like the Edwards' two youngest.

In this ginormous clusterf**k of the krazee, my heart breaks most for Cate Edwards. Her younger siblings and half-sibling can (hopefully) be blocked off from most of this shit. Cate, not so much.

@maude_flanders: John and Elizabeth have three living children - and Elizabeth gave birth to all of them.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: apparently THAT Zoe is not biting food, though.

@questionable: YES! This and you! I loved Zoey Bartlett until she dumped Charlie Young. I knew it was inevitable, but was hoping against hope that WW would be awesome enough to have an interracial White House wedding....

She should point out to her "Thanks for ruining my senior year" classmate, "No, darling, you should thank me for preventing your date rape from occurring."

@raineoffire: My head, it's exploding!

@zoethebitch: I'm sure taking care of her dog would pay more than my current job.