News stories I saw said it wasn't just their breasts he was "examining" - he had convinced them that they could make money selling their eggs and he conducted vaginal exams on them.

@sequined: "Lookieee at how many African kids got their arms chopped off for my piece of glass!"

@Scout: I *totally* remember them as a couple. Juliette was such a bad ass.

@CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming: Where do I find that South Park app? kthxbai

@Triana Orpheus: So if she had a gun she'd get a one-time-only chance to shoot him? A Big Bertha golf club being swung at a person's head could kill them.

Zales?!? There aren't better jewelry stores in Florida than a crappy mall store? Cheap bastard.

@elsbels: Hell to the F-ing YES

@SanFranLefty: Pun was not intended. Sadly enough.

@kung fu lola: No shit?

I would pay good money to hear him read the phone book out loud...

@EndangeredRed: COTD

Can I just shriek "EEEEEwwwwwww"?

@Elizabooth: I love the way kids that age phrase things..."get the face off" made me crack up.

LOVE.HER.DRESS.

I'm surprised that Glamour didn't say "We put Michelle Obama on the cover, and she's at least a Size 10! Hooray for us!"

@amuzemi: I'm glad you survived. #paloaltotrainsuicides

@annebreal: I've talked to some of the CalTrain conductors about it, and they said they have counseling made available, and they get some time off. CalTrain also participates in the annual "Out of the Dark" suicide-awareness walk here, and raises money for suicide prevention organizations and hotlines. It's a…

As a former CalTrain rider, I feel so sorry for the conductors and engineers when this happens. CalTrain has really tried to fence off the tracks, post suicide prevention signs everywhere. But there's only so much they can do, they could make it a self-enclosed tube for 90 miles and someone could figure out a way to…

@laurenzero: I agree. For others who might want to send a card or donation - it's care of Richmond High School, 1250 23rd St., Richmond, CA 94804-1011. Make checks out to the Richmond High Student Fund. #richmondgangrape

@missing_piece: The local media here in the Bay Area said that the school sent the security guards home early at 9 pm before the dance was over because if the security guards had stayed later they would have to be paid overtime.