Not to exonerate Kris- we all know she’s the quintessential vshameless opportunist- but TMZ gets a lot, maybe most, of their info from law enforcement and hospital employees since they make it known they’ll pay for good intel.

MILLIHELENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Former Iowan here. Like with most states, the rural parts of Iowa are filled with bigots and the more urban areas are fine. Some are spectacular (Des Moines and Iowa City are wonderful cities/towns filled with some of the most open-minded people you’ll find.) We even voted Democrat in the majority of recent…

I think that’s an interesting change because it casts the question of human agency in that worldbuilding in a totally different light. There’s some question as to whether Louise could make any other choice knowing what she knew or if that decision was always being made because that’s how time works, but the cancer was…

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

Hated Gravity, LOVED Arrival. It’s such a smart, well-told story that really delivers on an emotional and plot level. (I was bawling like a baby at the end while contemplating the nature of... [spoiler].)

On a slightly optimistic note, it’s nice that more and more comic book adaptations are featuring some non-ingenue type roles/casting decisions (i.e., women over 35 don’t cease to exist.)

Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

If it’s any consolation (it’s not), it’s not a “majority” of Americans who are racist, sexist, bigots — Hillary won the popular vote.

I don’t really think that’s going to happen. Trump may have been elected but due process didn’t vanish suddenly into the night.

Women in the public eye never lose weight “by accident.”

As a younger sister myself, I admire Bella’s commitment to making sure that Gigi never steals her clothes ever again by putting her first name in huge script on her choker. Clothes-stealing fights get dirty.

Shut up.

Not a single Kardashian on the covers!! We did it people!

Yeah, it totally sucks having eye issues and people thinking you’re just an asshole.

My husband is a third group - people with light sensitivity. Sunlight and a lot of fluorescent lights give him migraines so he wears dark sunglasses a lot. Even inside.

Doing the lord’s work, Rich.

And Obama and Michelle bashed Hillary when they were running against her. Funny how rivals in primary campaigns can join together for a general election. So funny.

I hate it when I come to Deadspin hoping to see a Haisley posted soccer gif, or a Jamboroo and wind up spending 30 minutes reading a well-written, longform article that causes introspection.

Arpad wants the kid to stay put in NYC, so now a judge will decide ... possibly creating a real-life “Sophie’s Choice” for Uma.