Yeah, it totally sucks having eye issues and people thinking you’re just an asshole.

My husband is a third group - people with light sensitivity. Sunlight and a lot of fluorescent lights give him migraines so he wears dark sunglasses a lot. Even inside.

I’m not so sure the Z virus works that way. Would be awesome if it did though.

Doing the lord’s work, Rich.

And Obama and Michelle bashed Hillary when they were running against her. Funny how rivals in primary campaigns can join together for a general election. So funny.

I hate it when I come to Deadspin hoping to see a Haisley posted soccer gif, or a Jamboroo and wind up spending 30 minutes reading a well-written, longform article that causes introspection.

Arpad wants the kid to stay put in NYC, so now a judge will decide ... possibly creating a real-life “Sophie’s Choice” for Uma.

Thank you for the great explanation! I feel like I have all the smarts now.

The dead cells are eaten by macrophage white blood cells, like all other cells that die or go cancerous in your body. But in guess in rare cases, The dead cells fragments trigger a really strong inflammatory response and your body freaks out a little bit—leading to that hyperplasia.

I know that we should no longer be surprised when a Kardashian completely transforms themselves into someone else, but I just cannot get over how Khloe looks almost nothing like she did 5 years ago. Not just the body, but the face. Not sure I can totally blame her since being known as the “ugly Kardashian” is pretty…

I really don’t understand the science behind CoolSculpting at all. What happens to the cells once frozen? Where do they go?

This. Something about rice and beans really hits the spot for me. It’s one of the few convenient, cheap lunch dishes I’ve been able to find that’s filling yet doesn’t put me in a mid-afternoon food coma. (And EVERYTHING makes me food coma, so that’s not nothing.)

I really like the rice.

Apparently Jia thinks it is the best.

Not quite pertinent, but I’ve been following Jezebel for years (even interned here in early 2010)... can I get out of the greys? Pretty please?

My favorite Jezebel ghost story:

i like it and you can pry my burrito bowl from my cold dead hands!

“Woke”ness is a continual process, not a state of being.

oh no, its far simpler than that - i’m full of shit.

Kind of lame that he was picked up by the media just for asking a question, and is basically being doxxed until every bit of dirt is dug up on him.