Oh, TMZ.

I only made it halfway through the movie before turning it off, but I thought the difference between her and Dornan was striking in terms of dealing with legitimately horribly written characters. She managed to come across as a real human being and he seemed like, well, a mediocre actor being tortured by a very poorly…

Yeah, she was legitimately good in that horrible movie. Kind of sours me a bit to the Razzies in general, to be honest (which I ordinarily side with completely.)

Okay I’m not saying she was excellent, but Dakota Johnson was the only decent thing about that movie (besides the soundtrack obviously). You’re really telling me Katherine Heigl was better than Dakota Johnson?

🙏🙏🙏🙏

i find her incredibly badass and, all things considered, very classy. shit is flung at her and her family at an unbelievable rate and her family tends to engage, but what i hear of kim is good- she’s kind, polite and doesn’t engage. i think it’s disgusting how much people focus on a sex tape she did years ago making…

Lesbians, page 195.

Remember when Lily Allen went to Kate Hudsons Halloween Party in 2014? Dressed as Dr. Luke complete with Dr Luke - Gynaecology Department badge. Some saw it as poking fun at Kesha but I think it was her way of highlighting that he is a literal nightmare. And she’s worked with him.

important note that her label is sony/columbia! adele is boss.

This is so not the hill I’d want to die on, but:

First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.

That would actually be a 27 day cycle since “14" is the middle number (counting back 14 versus counting normally.)

I consider myself an “old millennial,” born in 1985. Really though, I kind of think if you graduated from college and found a job before the crash, you don’t count. So I just missed my own version of the cut by a few months.

There’s that. It’s sort of like a Kraft “cheese food” slice getting all bummed out about having a bubble in it, when it’s sitting in the middle of these:

And here’s Lin’s very cute acceptance speech.

Look, like it or not, television is in part a visual medium. If the marketplace for sports news demands young, attractive presenters, then Fox executives would be nothing short of negligent if OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT REALLY WHAT JASON WHITLOCK LOOKS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The later seasons have definitely not been as strong as the first few, but I keep watching because I know how good it CAN be, if that makes sense. Also, as a litigator, it is one of the few shows that (at least in the early seasons) didn’t make me want to throw things at the TV. The courtroom scenes were pretty…

Oh, just picture him humming, “Do You Hear The People Sing?” while drafting legislation to eliminate discounted school lunches for poor kids.