I wish I would have taken more any pics of my breasts before I had a kid and they became saggy funbags. Perky tits are the best. Rock on with the pasties Miley. It will go downhill at some point.

Proof that his dick’s been in her box at least once.

a.) It is, in fact, possible to care about more than one thing at a time. I am absolutely outraged by police brutality and murder of persons of color. Way more outraged by that than this cat. That doesn’t mean I don’t think it is also fucked up that a vet would hunt stray cats for sport w a bow and arrow and post…

Your family farm in Mexico probably didn't have access to methods of humane euthanasia. This woman absolutely, 100% did. Furthermore, the cat she killed was not her property.

from the article:

The hate some people ave for feral cats is incredible. I mean yes, they are a nuisance, but the only reason there are so many of them is our inability to spay/neuter our pets, so its our own damn fault.

shut it down.

No, it’s Becky.

if you really think about it, we are all the cunt-punch girl.

I don’t mean to be creepy - she is a nine year old, after all - but I want her eyebrows. Now, please. Thank you.

Amandla’s project sure does kick the crap out of mine:

“Rita Ora” is the name I use to check into hotels when I don’t want anyone to bother me.

Is there a reason we are supposed to be be hating this kid? Or, is it just irrational hatred?

this story was an emotional rollercoaster

just need to overcome relationship sabotage by his clingy ex in the third act

Ever had a crush on a dude, but you thought, naaah, he’s gay, and then of course he’s straight and you find out way too late that not only was he straight but he liked you? This happened to me and it’s totally irrelevant but for the fact that he looked almost exactly like this dude.

I think they missed the boat by not calling it Gay-me of Thrones.

“top gun” can’t make you gay, silly. you have to watch “magic mike” during a lightning storm.