he looks better when compared to jesus get yourself right linkcat

This sounds like the James Franco version of that Shia LaBeouf video.

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I'm not kidding when I say eyelid primer changed my makeup life. BOOM! I can wear eyeshadow instead of it melting off in 30 minutes.

Shut your mouth! Adultosaur is a national treasure.

irrelevant to the conversation at hand, but you're trying and that's endearing.

honestly, people who are saying they hate taylor swift, that she's fake or a bitch or whatever, are fucking forcing it. like she's flawless, but she's not without flaws and stuff, but how can anyone not like her? honestly how?

He's just a pile of recessive genes. Does he have hemophillia and fainting spell too?

Benedict Cumberbatch looks like if a shape shifting alien heard secondhand what a human looks like and then just tried his best.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

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I think it's weird (and kinda hilariously rad) that the majority of us regulars cannot think of TS without imagining and/or anticipating Adultosaur's reaction. If that's not a commentariat niche, I don't know WHAT is.

I feel very short and non-willowy.

Video to kill Adultosaur:

I guess that's what happens when you shun Spotify. I mean, it forced me to buy a copy!

Tay's "Red" has sold over 4 million albums. If she's moved that many in four months in 2015 that is an INCREDIBLE achievement. That's pre-2000 music industry numbers.

Fuck it, I'm just going to say this.

I guess skin colored leotards are in, like in that music video where Shia Labeouf fights a child in a cage.

Wow. I always forget how pretty the Kardashians are when they actually smile. (To be fair, perpetual duck-face is a good look for no one.)