Weird. I thought quote just implied he just knocked on her door one night but they eventually went their separate ways.

Already happened in a response to the article’s top comment. Ugh.

Why not both?

Yeah, it’s downright impressive how much the joke was missed. Like, wowww.

Get your reserved judgement and reasonable critical-thinking skills out here! This is the internet.

How do we know it wasn’t her personal choice? With all of those photographers around, I don’t blame her for wanting to breast pump in privacy. We can’t just assume she was “forced”, as this article imply.

Yeah, she was legitimately good in that horrible movie. Kind of sours me a bit to the Razzies in general, to be honest (which I ordinarily side with completely.)

I’m glad it’s not cheesier. Two people were brutally murdered.

That would actually be a 27 day cycle since “14" is the middle number (counting back 14 versus counting normally.)

This is one of those amazing true stories that I would criticize for being too far fetched if I had seen it in a fictional movie first.

Damn it, Jezebel. Now I have to live the rest of my life with the knowledge that there is one positive thing about Ted Cruz.

My go-to excuse when people ask for my aisle seat is that I get plane sick and need quick access to the hallway. People don’t ask follow-up questions after that.

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I don’t know... the “boyfriend” experience implies that Playboy is maybe (just maybe) also placing some value on the positive feelings a guy might have for a woman beyond just the sexual. Which means women might be featured as two dimension as opposed to solely sex objects? (This is asking for a lot from Playboy,…

Right? It’s not like she’s wearing a Catholic schoolgirl’s uniform or anything. Just a low-cut white tank.

Random story: I used a few weeks of college vacation to learn to count cards before my planned trip to Vegas. I got pretty good and thought I was such a badass... until I realized that every “deck” is actually five decks deep as well as reshuffled every fifth deal, and so I had completely wasted my time.

Robert probably knew it too, so it’s to his credit he loved her all the same. (Everything I’ve read implies they might have even had the closest relationship before he passed away.)

Kind of makes me like her more. (Granted, I’m making the unsubstantiated assumption Robert K. was getting some on the side too.)

You thought a fake music video with lines like “put yourself first so he’ll buy you a house in portland” “put yourself first but only in a sexy way” was meant to be interpreted without an ounce of irony? Completely literal?

Say it with me. SATIRE.