Robert probably knew it too, so it’s to his credit he loved her all the same. (Everything I’ve read implies they might have even had the closest relationship before he passed away.)

Kind of makes me like her more. (Granted, I’m making the unsubstantiated assumption Robert K. was getting some on the side too.)

You thought a fake music video with lines like “put yourself first so he’ll buy you a house in portland” “put yourself first but only in a sexy way” was meant to be interpreted without an ounce of irony? Completely literal?

Say it with me. SATIRE.

We’re a swing state, so we matter quite a bit during the general election too.

No way, this season is great. I couldn’t even make it through the first, but decided to give it another chance due to very positive weekly AV Club reviews.

Yeah, this is crazy. Women should just stick to natural cleansing methods, like vodka soaked tampons. They’re a lot more fun too.

She will be the star of it, so they might yet.

He literally says in the previous sentence that what he said was insensitive and explicitly apologizes for that reason. You can’t negate that because he used phrasing you don’t like in the subsequent sentence.

That’s fine. He did say “I apologize.” He stated he was insensitive. And he directed the apology to people who were offended. The first to pieces of the apology are not negated for the last.

Totally. They may sound similar, but they have very different meanings.

Martha DGAF. Except about your boat. It better be a big boat.

I thought Tom Hard was case in what became Joel Kinneman’s role?

Found the person criticizing a child.

It looks amusing enough to justify the low cost-of-entry to watch the first episode and decide from there.

Jia – you should totally make a point of dying to death from Chipotle just to make Julianne feel super awkward/guilty for using this headline.

EOS destroyed my lips for weeks... It looked like a bad herpes outbreak at its worst. Seriously. This stuff is the worst.

Yeah, that suit was pretty fug.

I was just talking about The Box the other day with my friends. Miss it!

*Edited: cant’ do math.*