Yeah, I feel you. The "Elastic Heart" and "Shia Labeouf Live" videos made me find him strangely endearing. The former because, well, dem abs. (And the scene where he climbs up the cage? Sploosh.) The latter...

For the life of me, I cannot think of the appropriate word to describe how this story makes me feel. Like, equal combinations happy and sad. It's giving me the weirdest morning cry.

What's the word, Jezzies? (It's driving me crazy that I can't think of it.) Does it even exist?

Jessica Chastain is seriously making me question my heterosexuality. Marry me?

I volunteer my time, organize events, and advocate for issues of equality in my real life, not just by calling people "assholes" and yelling at them to fuck off on the internet. If you think you are adding anything productive to issues of racial or gender discrimination by telling anyone who disagrees with you to go…

I wish I had the deluxe version... I don't have the last two songs. I feel like I've let Tayay down.

I wish I had the deluxe version...I don't have the last two songs. I feel like I've let Taytay down.

I feel like actresses who were able to play old/looked older when they were in their 20s always aged the best. (Gillian Anderson, Sigourney Weaver, and Julianna Margulies come to mind.)

I don't know about this thread. Although I don't agree with Left Shark's opinions, I can respect her initial efforts to have a civil conversation more than those who expressed opinions I agreed with in a very antagonistic matter.

Yes, because no one has ever played a person younger/older than themselves on television. (Lena could pass for in her 30s easily, although "senator" would be a stretch.)

Girl's got business sen$e like whoa.

Wow. I always forget how pretty the Kardashians are when they actually smile. (To be fair, perpetual duck-face is a good look for no one.)

Right? I kind of loved that bitch-spider-stole-my-look "article". I would totally read a weekly column just Rorschach-testing different celebrity outfits.

Oh my gawd, how is she younger looking now than she was circa "Tragic Kingdom?"
(Science: Peaking early + selling out = key to eternal life.)

My boyfriend makes fun of me because I'm what he calls a "cute-etarian." I won't eat animals I find cute. Which means no pork-products for me. Or veal, because - you know- baby cows. Grown up cows are pretty derpy looking, though, and therefore fair game.

A woman's got to have a code.

I am simultaneously horrified for that woman's vagina and stupefied by those 14 lbs of cuteness. That is an adorable new born.

(I wonder if he was "over-baked", so to speak - i.e., due weeks earlier.)

Some women spot when they are pregnant, some women never get regular periods to begin with (myself included.) So it's not that difficult to believe that it could be 6-7 months before it really became obvious.

Can we give Adultosaur her own Gawker blog in which she would just post overreactions to every piece of minor-Taylor Swift/One Direction news? Because I'm pretty sure I would make that my homepage.

Pretty much! It sounds crazy, I know...especially if you're like me and have an oily face. I was like, "wait...you want me to make my face less oily by slathering it with oil? OK, riiight." But it has actually helped so much.

Here's a post from Reddit's "Skin Care Addiction" sub (which has been a godsend) that…

Sexual release? (I don't think a man/woman has to associate an act with being taboo/shameful to find it appealing for this purpose.)

Yes, it definitely depends on the individual, their sebum production, and how the skin absorbs oil. I guess I was just trying to say that one shouldn't automatically discount it as an option because they have acne-prone skin. As a pizza-faced person myself (although recently less so since adopting OCM), I can attest.