SamanthaHain
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SamanthaHain

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that adults were...adult? Then you grow-up and they're...doing this kind of stuff? (This applies to both parties and, just, everyone involved, including me for commenting on a story about this.)

Idris Elba can't be real. He just can't be. No one should be able to look that good.

"I don't know if I should be relieved or ashamed that I've never hear "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" nor "nigger insurance" in my life."

I don't think you're wrong to be skeptical. I think making these kinds of pronouncements is a good step (y'know, compared to flagrantly condemning them ad nauseum) and it would be short-sighted to downplay the King of Catholics (so to speak) giving them a voice, but that's all it is, is a step. I'll be more convinced

Yeah, forgive me for being skeptical but I am (lapsed Catholic). Pope Francis is a cosmetic makeover. The Church does not need a makeover. The Church needs a revolution and those asshats dropped the ball after the reactionary shutdown of Vatican II's possibilities.

I don't know if I should be relieved or ashamed that I've never hear "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" nor "nigger insurance" in my life. I life in a different world, I suppose.

Okay, you're gonna have to dig way deeper then that if you want to convince me that calling a kid a "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" doesn't make you the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

They're now gonna be working at Fox News. They'll put in storage with hundreds of other white skinny blonde women with big smiles. When Fox News needs them - The Fox News Legion of Blonde White Bimbos will be called to action!

Regarding the title:

NO IT DIDN'T. AND YOUR BFF STACEY IS NOT ACTING TOTALLY SKITZO EITHER. AND YOUR DOG IS NOT LIKE, WAY BIPOLAR.

brought to you by the Committee for Stop Fucking Appropriating Mental Illness

Can we please stop trivializing PTSD? Some of us actually have it and it's actually super shitty.

Every time I hear that girl talk, I want to sit her and her fuzzy little swimsuit down in a two-semester college course that teaches critical thinking.

If she still wants to dress like a stuffed animal when she's finished, she's more than welcome to. I just want to feel like she has a full understanding of the world in

And probably because I'm able to experience both sides of this coin, at least a little more than most men, that I have come to the following conclusion. Ladies, you all need to chill out

Eh? You think you have "more insight on this than most" because you CHOOSE to spend 40 hours a week as a woman? What about those of us who spend 168 hours a week as women because that's just who we are? If degree of insight is directly correlated to amount of time spent "as a woman" per week, then I would say you

Hmph. She's okay. If you like perfect skin and hair and nails and everything.

John Oliver did a great job filling in for Jon Stewart, but that's all he did. Fill in. He will not unseat the master unless the master retires.

Piers Morgan needs to shut his big fat baby mouth and stop trying to kill the greatest bromance of all times.

Perez Hilton has done nothing with his life BUT "reduce" other people.

I see "but we make fun of everyone!" tossed around a lot as an excuse, but that ignores the broader social context in which the parody is being presented.

There's an old Anatole France quote that's relevant:
"In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and

My love for Amy Poehler has way surpassed girlcrush or admiration. Part of it is what she brings to 'Leslie Knope' - a relatability in her ambition, inherent goodness, awkwardness, and feminism that I believe stems from her actual personality, funneled through the character. That she's succeeded and is recognized in

She has such gorgeous crows feet. You can tell she smiles a lot, which always means WAY more to me than how old someone is. I think they make women and men look more adorable, personally.