If this is as accurate as they are touting this could be a serious game changer in the fight for cancer. A big congratulations to the researchers, and here's to hoping we are one step closer to eradicating this killer.

I saw the picture and I was like...DEALBREAKER!Lemon would agree.

has anyone told him that amy schumer isn't that funny?

Actually, please DO put your racist tendencies front and center when you're online dating - it will deter non racists from wasting even a single second of their time pursuing a connection with someone who is completely incompatible, while also attracting the interests of fellow bigots - taking them out of the dating…

Is that what that is? Damn you bacon and your siren call.

Sarah's non-existent aging process is almost a compelling enough reason to go vegetarian. Almost.

I saw this live, and it was a revelation. This was around the time she was rocking the androgynous look. iwas young enough that i didn't understand what sideburns were, and that ladies didn't usually have them.

Ah I see. So she is acknowledging that her new music style is a derivative of "black music" (whatever the hell that means), only in the most offensive and generalizing way possible. Thanks

I'm in. Where do I sign up?

At this point, The Onion is no longer satire. It's an oracle, giving us the news a little bit before it happens.

Oh the hair brushing! It's all creepy, but that bit made my skin crawl. I'd forgotten about it until just now. Urgh. GROWN UPS CAN BRUSH THEIR OWN DAMN HAIR.

It goes beyond the sexually-charged slut-shaming, scandalizing, pearl-clutching reactions to the stuff Britney and Madonna used to do. At least they seemed aware of their power to make people talk. Miley has no idea why she wants people to talk or what she wants them to talk about. She's just throwing shit at the wall…

Daily Mail readers... Hmmmm... Slack Brained, risk averse, middle of the road, Middle England, wouldnt say boo to a goose (but would complain if the bins were not cleared on the right day), play to the lowest common denominator bunch of dreary beige fuckers... Dupe couldnt have happened to a more appropriate…

I agree. It's pretty presumptuous to assume most viewers are "easily manipulated" into "being shocked". As if, (condescendingly), we should have known better. I'm not surprised that Miley think's she's a combination between club kid and white girl rapper, what I'm surprised with and what I think most people are…

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I don't think you're giving Miley enough credit. Her performance was clearly satirizing every naughty hip hop video you've ever seen.

Her thought process was, "People think this type of dancing is hot. Now we'll see if they think it's hot when a nude de-feathered chicken does it in a skintight latex suit. This will…

Agreed. The audience is not full of women-hating prudes; that performance was panned because it was ridiculous and confusing, her latex underwear and licking a dancer's ass was just fuel to the fire.

What doesn't make sense is that we keep reacting just the way they want and then acting upset about it. We don't want to stop feeding on what they offer us. As an audience, we're the most predictable of all.

Thank you. Scientology is not a joke, or a silly little Hollywood thing. It's evil is done to the vulnerable