There's my life before Cookie said to Naomi Campbell "you probably would've made a good bitch for me — you look like you got a long tongue" and there's my life after she said that. Nothing will ever be the same.

Daryl's hair bugs the shit out of me. Mostly because it NEVER CHANGES! Like, does someone in ricks crew cut it for him? If I were a man in hot ass post zombie apocalypse Georgia, I'd shave that shit right off. And there's always a chunk that lays flat in front of his ear. If you haven't showered in weeks and your…

Sometimes Twitter IS perfection.

I think this man was mentally ill. He didn't kill those police officers for the cause. He killed them because he wanted to be known. If you check out his Facebook page you'll see a status where he clearly has suicidal ideation. You'l also see some statuses that are misogynistic in nature (which explains why he…

The book isn't about a a story about a Nigerian couple's emigration to the U.S. It's about a single woman's journey, dotted by several relationships. It also deals with her college boyfriend's emigration to the UK, briefly, and her ultimate return to Nigeria where they resume their relationship. But they aren't a…

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Hey, Taylor Swift stan. It's a joke! I like Taylor a lot. I think it's cute she and her bestie look alike sometimes. They look similar. It's not INTENTIONAL so chill.

ETA: And Karlie Kloss is a talented superstar model. Not a nobody (whatever that is). If Taylor likes her, I think her fans can like her too.

Oh, you mean you don't like it when your feet look like they are covered it band-aids.

I clicked for Josh Charles but stayed for Audra McDonald.

Best part of her win: In the post run interview, she turned to her boyfriend who was a top ranked competitor who had already been knocked out before her and said "I couldn't have done this without you." He replied "Yes you could have, but I'm proud to be here with you." I had always thought he was a little douchey but…

She's a New Black right.

lmao she totally will. Those bitter Black women don't know what's good for them, I tried to save them but they bullied me with their angry Black woman replies.

I find it unfortunate that so many black women fall for this.

"Ok." - Juan Pablo

Trolling your readership, eh?

Hah! I was searching the comments for a fellow West Indian. Poor Spam (or Tulip/Dax/Libbys luncheon meat) always getting flack from Americans, but still a staple in kids' lunchbox and party sandwiches.