You all see these other tweets?! WTF!!!

Proud to have voted for her today. Hope that despite her issues with telling the entire truth about her qualifications that she will still deliver

Seriously, why do they seem to think it’s funny? Is it like OMIGOD WTF IS HAPPENING I CAN’T MOVE WTF IS HE WEARING LET’S JUST LAUGH UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT WTF TO DO

As the daughter of Indian immigrants, I heard their accents and was like “oh this 100% was made in India”

Middle School Me is THRILLED but also VERY VERY JEALOUS

“skis”?

Meh, Sony and the North Shore Animal League did it first and did it better (than KFC, not A Cat’s Butthole, who is always extra)

These are AMAZING. I prefer the sateen sheets, though they have reduced the available colors for the sateen sheets by like a LOT over the last ten years.  The jersey ones are also great,  cheaper and not as luxurious but with many more color options

These are AMAZING. I prefer the sateen sheets, though they have reduced the available colors for the sateen sheets by…

The Valley Beyond is the True Detective

I was wondering how long this would take...... I worked on set with him within the last decade and he was smarmy as F. I saw him “flirting” with two young pretty women, and both of them had that afraid frozen smile thing going on, and if I had had any innocence left I would have lost it that day. He was the last guy I…

Also the dress didn’t DISTRACT from her - it put her face front and center and that is a *very* Meghan thing to do, love her or hate her. Kate had me staring at her dress all day, Meghan had me staring at how beautiful she is. Very smart.

Someone said this somewhere and I agree - the dress put the woman front and center, and boy did it. I couldn’t stop looking at her face. The dress was lovely but knew its place in deference to the Duchess, not her SIL’s dress

Where are they stuffing burritos as big as a large house cat?

I *hate* when photos are taken in a style that makes people think that they were never shopped. Like their entire public persona is as altered and airbrushed as humanly medically possible. Not that anyone is saying any different, but the very idea that people could think that that’s an intimate photo of her (real,…

Can you IMAGINE if she had managed to bag MERYL STREEP? My mind can’t even imagine how you would make someone so famous and powerful and *experienced* into a slave.

I had to leave the room I couldn’t stop laughing at

They’re writing for the character he created SO. WELL. I mean, I nearly died when he sent that bitmoji

Ketchup + Hot Sauce!!! CASE CLOSED! I like it with Sriracha, think it’s garbage with Tabasco, but there are so many good combinations out there that it’s hard to make a definitive list

Nope, they definitely come out during the day. They are out at all times doing their thing. At one point they even take out a pair of happy chittering beavers (were they beavers?), which was a nice touch cause it was like “oh cool so I can’t even go to gather firewood without my life being at risk by critters in trees…