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Big whoop! Why do we need work protection when we’re all going to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen!?!

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

That woman could literally be crowning onstage and still deliver the performance of a lifetime.

Good. Fuck Stacy Dash.

The last few minutes of Moonlight were perfection in every aspect of filmmaking, especially acting (& writing & directing & cinematography). His words just kept playing over and over in my head. So good. And so, so, so HOT.

No apology necessary! You are right! He wore a grill in Moonlight so I didn’t notice his teeth. But I’m noticing now! Wink. Wink.

I don’t know who he is, but I want him to smile all the time, because Jesus, does he have nice teeth.

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

God.

That hack pisses me off so much. It wasn’t even about revenge over the doping ban but another way to try to reinforce the “European” aesthetic in Women’s Gymnastics. Simone is the best in the world and displayed great sportsmanship but that doesn’t matter because the sport’s not meant for her anyways.

C’mon, Simone is AWESOME, but there are other ways to deal with ADHD, including exercise, and Ritalin is banned because of the performance boosts. I have a desperately hard time believing that she doesn’t take the Ritalin ALSO because of its enhancing properties. Like, life gave her an ADHD diagnosis, so why not take

“no priors” and “white” are my 2 guesses.

My Year In Gawker Hate Mail

I started working at Gawker.com in April of last year, and ever since, I’ve received a constant barrage of always