Salsahermit
Salsahermit
Salsahermit

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

I swear if I ever change my mind and decide to procreate, I will move to England and bed an Englishman and raise the child there just so I can hear him or her call me “Mum” and say other things in cute baby english accents.

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

Sam Waterston approves of your comment, regardless of where it landed.

Feminist logic

This is how you groom future victims.

I love that man, I love that man!

She certainly seems to play a nationalism card a lot, like “don’t let my kids grow up in some weird foreign country” kind of appeal.

I'm 99% sure he pays her for her travel and somewhere for her to stay in Monaco. She brought this upon herself by getting his visa revoked. She thought it would guarantee her full custody & it blew up in her face. I have absolutely no sympathy for Kelly in this situation.

When I need you to put words in my mouth - I will let you know. I would like to see an array of Blackness trick.

No...they're black girls and therefore black enough. However, I know that a lot of darker than "Hollywood Black (who tend to be lightened for magazine covers)" girls would really love to see more women who represent them.

Yeah. I’n happy for them but their proximity to white or culturally ambiguous emphasizes just how much that look is valued in the media. Certainly not helped by the one that sparks comparisons to Christy Turlington or Jessica Biel. “White girl dipped in chocolate” or cafe au lait is always preferred in fashion.

Canadian Tuxedo, I believe it’s called.

Very beautiful girls but I wish darker women would get some love too...

…and this is why Azucar Bakery in Denver did not have to write homophobic shit on the cakes they baked. They were perfectly willing to sell jerkwad two bible-shaped cakes, but they wouldn’t do the writing for him. they were willing to serve him and even sell him the decorating bags and tips so he could write his hate

For what it’s worth, Donald Glover and Jessica Williams have both been on the show.

The mascot was fired by the Marlins but immediately found work on the North Carolina coast.