"... her energy spent, Pikachu collapses and takes a long nap, a smile etched in her face."

If that was true, Sky would have pulled the plug much earlier and a C&D would never have gone out. The fact that it didn't means you're simply playing 'what if' games.

I sincerely hope that they re-enact that outstanding musical number live.

Musical performance?

CNN even manage to hit lower while still failing at even that.

Recap of the 2012 Election coverage in a nut shell (regardless of position edition):

NBC = Obama is gonna save us.
FOX = Obama is gonna kill us.
CNN = Obama is wearing a suit. Michelle is wearing a dress. Look at that dog! Tweet to us what you think we should…

Let me guess. It's filled with homophobic cannibalistic rednecks, yes?

The share on Kotaku's Facebook page. Don't even look there, it's horrific.

Being on an extremely strict diet for the past two-to-three months eating nothing but oatmeal in the morning and some tuna post-workout, I'd probably fucking eat anything.

um... I'm 12 and what is this?

maybe the game spent so long in development that these were actually sharp witted jokes at one point...

THATS IT!!!! I WARNED YOU KOTAKU!!!

Yay in general! Marriage is an integral step towards equality and part of achieving that project is normalizing LGBT people through cultural depictions! Yay!

after having gone through that Made in Japan de-mosaic machine. this is what i got.

"Final Fantasy-themed marriages always look so nice."

My only problem with these styles of games is the painful lack of replay value — once you've seen the story, there isn't too much reason to keep the game around. I'm hoping for a future when a murder mystery game can really have the infinite replayability of Clue, with randomly-generated victims/culprits/scenarios.

There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with genetically modified crops. It is widely accepted that they are as safe as any 'normal' food, and without having modified said crops there are millions who wouldn't even have the opportunity to eat

Look up Norman Borlaug and read a bit about him, and then consider again…

Steak flavor.