Make sure to “borrow” the vodka from a cousin or uncle and then never pay them back for it.

The tepid response to her awesome speech speaks volumes. Hollywood’s limousine liberals don’t like to be confronted with the truth.

You listening, Patricia Arquette?

Here’s a real reason to vote: If more people had voted in that election, it wouldn’t have been nearly close enough for Bush to steal it.

You really shouldn’t be voting. Bill Clinton was a piece of shit president.

“The pay gap exists because women choose to work less hard and go into lower-paying fields.” Oh man, if only I had 77 cents for every time I heard that line...

I do not believe for a second that this girl is a lawyer, or even in law school (let alone at Yale of all places). Her replies to me were almost completely nonsensical because she talked herself into circles and contradicted almost everything she said. It was way too easy for me to rip her replies to shreds for her to…

you will never in your wildest dreams be amandla.

Well, then that person was mentally ill.

I am a welfare queen who hates on successful New Black indviduals particularly Civil Rights lawyers.

I don’t like insult comedy, too often it punches downward. She still hasn’t won me as a fan. If I want to experience racism, I’ll leave the house. Her schtick isn’t welcome in my home.

I am 1,000,000,000% behind gay marriage and extremely happy about this ruling. I could do without the “stop rubbing it in our faces, gay people” posts on FB in response to everything being rainbowed.

So much for the legitimacy of that “transracial identity” issue that so many TOTALLY NOT TRANSPHOBIC people were bringing up.

Well inside i can tell you are a fucking moron.

9 times out of 10 it’s straight white men who complain about political correctness. They hate that they live in a world where they can no longer make disparaging comments about people that are not like them without repercussion. They want the freedom to disrespect others but of course we have to respect them because…

If anything, PC (which really just means my being prejudiced and laughing about it) comedy has made the field better because you can only tell so many women are dumb and blacks are scary jokes before it gets old.

Oh God, the Capitol Hill interns! Their thinking: “I am curing cancer.” The reality: “I am fetching coffee for free for some stooge who will vote to make the lives of 99% of Americans even worse than they already are.”

Exactly. You know what kind of mistake I made when I was 14? Over-hairsprayed too-high bangs. I wish to God he and his disgusting parents would quit calling it a mistake.

yeah, when a guy I knew held up a pizza joint with a fake gun at 14, he was tried as an adult and put in jail for a year. His cell mates were 40+ year old violent criminals. So I have a hard time having sympathy for the “but he was just a kid!” argument when it’s so unequally applied in our justice system.

Not really. It barely registers actually when you have seen Fuckabee standing next to Ted “Well, I don’t care if you’re just 13 / You look too good to be true.” it’s not pedophilia if her parents say its ok butt Nugget draft dodging Nugent.