Yeah, as someone who spent most of yesterday reading about housing segregation laws from the 1920s on and spoke with her grandma about how black men would just disappear after certain hours in a town not 30 minutes away from where I live, that whole meme is especially unfunny.

Our concern here is not about innovation, it is about misleading labelling," a Unilever spokesperson said in a statement Tuesday. "We simply wish to protect both consumers from being misled and also our brand."

No. No. No. That is not a reasonable argument. The best they can hope for is a "technically correct — the best kind of correct!" argument, while it's still a complete horseshit argument because their intent has nothing to do with it being false advertising, but that it's interfering with their market share. Come on.…

Six minutes in, and St. White Guy is already affixed to his cross.

How does "Being a feminist" equate to supporting a woman actively engaging in affair with a married man, while blindsiding the wife?

My mom had lunch (when she was 7 months pregnant, high risk pregnancy too) with the woman my dad was cheating on her with. She asked her to please leave the situation and let her and my dad finish the pregnancy. My mom told her, if they split up after that, whatever. What's done is done.

You're basically absolving your friend of any blame for being a shitty person.

people who survive Ebola have antibodies that help peop'e who have Ebola. This is how the nurse recovered, btw.

Before she was declared ebola free, there were quite a few articles on I Thee Dread chastizing this poor woman, suggesting she placed planning her wedding above the health and safety of everyone and STONE HER. But now that she is ebola free and it turns out she didn't actually infect anyone, you are sympathizing with…

That is what makes me crazy. The short term memory problem America has. "Bush wasn't that bad." "Reagan was a great president!"

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

I think a workable solution would be for people who can afford a $500 meal for two to quit whining; apparently it's really unbecoming to hear crying in such an expensive restaurant.

They are fantastic. Especially people that get upset about them. I feel like we should all be able to agree that spending multiple hundreds of dollars per person on a meal is silly and at least worthy of poking fun.

Cue the heavy use of my banhammer. I'm not playing any of that Ayn Rand shit.

Cue the Libertarians BarkingMadFuckingIdiots descending on this post to explain all the reasons why paying people a wage that they can actually live on is a bad thing, and how if you pretend that the problems that you are trying to solve aren't actually problems at all (and completely ignore reality as a whole), the…

Yeah, I'm sure the State's reason for requiring these women's info is exactly the same as this guy's: deterrence, and harassment.

GamerGate is no more about journalistic ethics than the Civil War was about states' rights.

I remember this tragedy. I was at home burning CD-R's when Tom Brokaw broke into Passions to tell the American people about this grim, life-changing photo shoot...

Boy you're really doubling down on prioritizing shtick over compassion for someone who risked her life in the service of caring for others, got screwed over by those who were supposed to protect and advise her, and who is probably wracked with incredible guilt while worrying that she's going to die (not to mention…