Might I suggest milk instead of piss in your morning cereal Gabor?

If there was a God, Amber would be driving in F1.

Why? Because you think might have a shot at her if she is? LOL

The front reminds me more of my girlfriend than it does an Edsel.

So would I and I do too.

I wonder if sweeping the shop floor after closing and speaking in full sentences at interviews are among the concessions Kimi had to make to keep his job with Ferrari another year.

Most of us would become invisible to women next to him.

Just Photoshop it and you’ll have your perfect photo.

Ride that to Sturgis!

Danica if I could slip her a Roofie in her drink. Wait..it’s Danica....I’d better slip myself one.

But leave the 4th for you!

His “Jake brake” failed so he enabled his massive air brake instead...it just didn’t work in time. Pure genius if you ask me.

The one in his very active imagination.

Now way. Much more likely this which would be far more inconspicuous in St. Tropez!

Yep. This has insurance claim written all over it.

Gassed alcohol!

We won’t see many rich old women driving this car with that beltline!

Predates the American Revolution by a few million years:

These car manufactures remind me of my neurotic ex wife who was so concerned about always looking perfect. She played tennis but never rode a camel or fought in a war other than with me of course.

I can just imagine the grease stains on the rear seat and remnant smell of fried chicken in his Roller...or Caddie...or Stutz.