No “dickish” story to relate but it’s a New York Dolls story so how can I not share it?

While in dealer’s school in Las Vegas, I befriended this skinny little Puerto Rican dude name Alfonso from the lower East Side of Manhattan. The NYD came up in conversation and he said he was best friends with them and had known…

I was working at a fitness store in West Hollywood in the early 80’s and these two guys walked in and wanted to have some equipment delivered to the Record Plant down the street. They looked familiar but I couldn’t place them. The big guy (he’s not short) had a real full-of-himself dick vibe to him and the other one…

I’ve never read or heard anything dickish about Robin Williams. I met Lucille Ball a couple of times and she was the sweetest, warmest, most gracious person you could ever hope to meet.

It appears you missed that he meant that as a self depracating joke.

Yes, because as we all know, race drivers so often have to reverse park during a race.

2 WEC’s????

Dear Bernie,

Tilapia tip: olive oil, Himalayan salt AND powdered turmeric. Turmeric adds a alot of flavor and is very healthy for you in many ways.

That is Bernie!

He will figure out a way to run it from the grave.

This is the, until now anyway, the unspoken truth.

Right. Say what you will, but let’s just see who wins (again) this year.

How can you make his performance relative to his last in that way when he had mechanical issues on one and not the other? Cars being equal, Lewis will be Nico every time and so would Fernando.

Finishing #2 because despite a clutch issue and a bad pit stop “isn’t doing well”? Lewis is clearly a better driver all day!

Can you support your statement that Iran is not a threat to the US? Of course it is.

The vilification of an entire nation is hardly unique to the US. The overwhelming majority of Iranians don’t like their government and tried to change it not long ago if you recall. The majority of us Americans don’t like our…

No problem!

Iran is fine. I call for the overthrow of Bernie and his tyrannical clutches from F1! Bernie is the Great Satan!!

“Jesus Christ, it’s like you people learned literally nothing from 2003.” If you are addressing us Americans, the answer is a resounding NO! Most Americans still couldn't find Iran on a map if you put a gun to their heads...but they could name the Americas Got Talent judges.

I’m guessing Bernie’s handshake would be worth at least catching something that would be hard to get rid of. Eeewww!

How long were you waiting for a way to work in Lewis hair transplant into an article?