it turns out when a third of the year is trying to murder you with cold, but food is still readily available, you devise some really, REALLY stupid courtship rituals

I would consider it news if any Olympic housing had a designated “let-me-go-the-eff-to-sleep” room.

OH MY GOD THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW HAD A BABY WITH PARKS AND REC AND NOW I HAVE DIED OF JOY

I mean, how many “classy” comedians are there? Who qualifies as a classy comedian (modern day)? I don’t believe there’s a difference in their perception due to occupation.

If I paid $4,000 for an outfit, you bet your sweet ass I’d wear it at every reasonable opportunity, plus some completely unreasonable ones.

Something something the Holland tunnel

You’d leave the opportunity for sex with an Olympian because of the beer choice? Damn, you are rigid. Respect but still shaking my head.

I have an entire room for fucking. It’s called your mom’s bedroom! HIYO! Gimme me my stars.

Holland House: Come for the Fuck-Room, Leave because they serve Heineken.

Lilith-Daria-Darlene is like a fucking trifecta of my favorite anti-heroes, basically. I am ‘ascared’ of you, chile!

Tiffany Haddish is awesome and I hope she keeps wearing that goddamn dress forever. In fact she should do like Marge Simpson when she joined the country club and keep re-purposing the dress into different outfits

She first wore it to the Girls Trip premiere, then SNL, then the Oscars. She still looks terrific.

“ JL does do the whole sloppy, drunk single friend routine and it’s treated like an endearing trait. “

If I bought something fancy and expensive, I would wear it to every fancy expensive event to which I was invited. Single use clothing does not exist in my world.

I think the JLaw example serves as a good one. Really Haddish’s behavior is not different than JLaws in terms of what’s considered “good taste”. JL does do the whole sloppy, drunk single friend routine and it’s treated like an endearing trait. Meanwhile Haddish does the same thing and she’s “too ghetto”?

C’mon. TH is a…

Didn’t she wear two or three other dresses that evening too? *eye roll*

In regards to the dress she did tell y’all on SNL that she was going to wear the shit out of it. Good for her. If she’s too black for some fuck them. In a country where we now have a dumb ass as *president. who’s being celebrated for being stupid by the way, I’m here for Ms. Haddish in full.

Interesting how Cardi B is mentioned but no one wants to mention the elephant in the room. Has anyone noticed that there hasn’t been much complaining about Cardi’s “hoodness?” I remember a few people mentioning how her “ghettoness” is acceptable and celebrated thanks to being light skinned. Of course, many people…

Oh forget this Jakoury McQueen guy.