Even though he’s not a skier, I wish he could take over for Bode ‘I’m like listening to paint dry’ Miller. Between zero modulation to his voice and his terrible comments about women athletes, I can barely tolerate the skiing events.

My favorite bit though is how she definitely thinks she nailed it.

Flamboyant gay man does not equal drag queen. Drag queen does not equal trans woman. You’ve got a hell of a lot to learn.

I don’t remember if the past articles mentioned if he had a bf but if I was done with my event and just hanging out in Olympic village I would be having ALL THE SEX.

I love Johnny but I can’t stand Tara. And I don’t even know why! I just feel like she talks too much - as in, over the programs, being a bit harsh when the skaters make mistakes.

Conspiracy theory based on zero facts: he loathes either T Lipinski or J Wier; this Olympics needs some drama.

So that’s what it sounds like when America is getting fucked from the right.

Well said. I think our language seems inadequate for what was visited upon us.

It was like she was trying to fuck the national anthem.

Me: Okay, I have to listen to this. Apparently Fergie fucked up the national anthem at the NBA All-Star game.

And to think, just the other day I told my boyfriend “ you know what America needs right now? Someone to butcher the national anthem in a sultry jazzy way in front of millions of people.”

I liked Deadspin Up All Night a lot more when it wasn’t a literal attempt to seed my nightmares.

I’m not into the song you linked, but it seems like we’re on the same page, in that some methhead-blonde ruined songs we could have liked

I know she’s divorced now, but she’s got to be really desperate to want to fuck a song that badly.

My wife heard me play this and is now almost on the floor laughing.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

It was weirdly breathy. Sing the song, don’t show up drunk and try to fuck it.

Kimmel chuckling at 2:06 makes it so much better.

Will Ferrell doing an imitation of Fergie singing the national anthem would have been better than Fergie singing the national anthem.