One Thanksgiving morning, my brother-in-law (an adult) walked in on my parents-in-law doing something you never ever want to see your mom doing to your dad. He was horrified and as soon as my husband and I walked in for dinner, he told us angrily, “I saw mom going down on dad this morning!” and it was very awkward but…

The ex wife of Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) spoke up when he died to say - Let’s not pretend he was a great person now. He did a lot of bad things. And I’m sure her perspective is skewed, but I prefer this as opposed to deeming a person a saint just because they died. No need to ram it down everyone’s throat,…

The least believable part of the story was that Brando was charming.

“Why is that? Did they ask? Did their parents tell?”
Seriously, there were times I could not shut my dad up about his conquests, as if the litany was some badge of honor I was expected to tell my teen and college girlfriends as a recommendation for my hot dad (I had to forbid him from seducing my friends, and he…

My parents had sex three times. Me, and my two brothers. I don’t want to hear anything else lalallalalalalalalalalIcanthearyou! lalalalalalalallalalalalalalala!

I’ve actually put some thought into this at one time or another, and based on her marital history, stories she’s shared about her past, and stuff I’ve witnessed that I kinda wish I hadn’t, I’d estimate my mother’s bedded a total of 8-10 partners. But the thing is, my mom is a buttoned up church lady, not a debauched…

I’ve had the same thoughts about all of this. I needed a nail file at my parent’s house recently and spied viagara in the bathroom drawer and it was way more information than I ever wanted about my parents sex life.

Tbh, if I found out my dad had sex with Richard Pryor that would seriously have upped his cool factor.

After watching a “very special episode” of Three’s Company where they talked about HIV, my little 6 year old self marched up to my mom and asked her how many sexual partners she had had in her life, in front of all of her friends.

Don’t lie. She got booted from Sochi because Wagner was tall, good-looking, and white.

I wish she’d been in Sochi instead of Ashley “Bullshit” Wagner.

I’m sure I’m not the only one around here who was upset to hear of the recent passing of Reg E. Cathey. He was always the smartest guy in a room full of sleazebags on The Wire, and this final scene with Frank on House of Cards is worthy of an Emmy in itself:

But which of the Royal scrotums will play the important part of Princess Michael?

Right now I’m happier about the olympic team Captain Marvel suits than I am about the movie. I think Brie Larsen is great, but this is the marvel equivalent of casting Wonder Woman, she needs to have the presence to stand eye to eye with Thor and Captain America, and kick their asses if need be.

Because if wore DC costumes they were guaranteed to crash and burn.

If only DC Comics could do the same, so we could get a skier dressed as Black Racer!

So I click on this and begin to scroll down to see the pics only for this ad to show up on the page...

Hell, Chris Evans elicits some very mixed feelings as Captain America, and I’m a heterosexual man.

Lindsey Vonn as Captain America elicits some very mixed feelings.

Ironically, Mikaela Shiffrin looks more like Captain Marvel (in the comics) than Brie Larson does.