only non-hungover person at work tomorrow.

If Mark Wahlberg’s kid lost his shit last year, he’s gonna be a absolute pissant tonight.

And Eli Manning upstaged Tom Brady in a Super Bowl for a third time.

I hate the fucking Eagles. Thank God they won.

Well, that means they are going to have to ship all those Patriots Super Bowl Champions t-shirts somewhere in the third world, like South Boston.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

He’ll blame Janet. Maybe Britney.

i join you on the hill. Athletic is attractive. She also has, of the group, the best sounding solo outing. don’t think it sold well, but i thought it sounded the best.

People used to give me shit in middle school for having a crush on Sporty, but I was fully prepared to die on that hill.

They were put together by a man (Simon Fuller) through an open casting call in a newspaper classified ad (remember them?). OF COURSE, this is calculated: Sporty Spice, the most talented of the bunch, had said in interviews that the only way she’d get back together with them is if they needed the money. And the only…

...the answer is so obvious.

It’s biodegradable vegetable-based hydraulic fluid.

Seriously...isn’t this eventually ending up in the storm drains?

Eagles fans could weaponize that way too easily.

Did they file an environmental impact statement?

And she says that without a hint of irony. What about all the women who got silenced by predatory men? Does she feel she missed out on their contributions to art, literature, journalism or music? Doubt it.

I was at a gym with some women the other day & one of them said to another, my son didn’t get asked to the tolo (girl ask boy dance) because all the girls are lesbian, bi or feminists. I didn’t have the heart to follow up with a question about FEMINISTS. People are so weird/dumb/gross. I don’t even know anymore...

She’s a misogynist who hates women.