"You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot."

If you're marrying Jimmy Kimmel, you sort of have to expect these kinds of things, I would think. I'm sure the bride is the type who could roll with it, and if she's not... well...

If the new wife set this up, she & Jimmy are officially perfect for each other.

Well, to be fair, it's not like Timberlake ever went to college, or has lived anything close to a normal human life since, like, 1998. I bet he doesn't know about most films or current events.

I feel this kid is at least partly a victim of Bitchy Resting Face

YES. I feel so bad for Gleeson — he's a fucking incredible actor (it is HARD to make an audience viscerally hate a character like we do with Joffrey) and people don't want to accept that he's supposed to be a super nice guy in real life. I am glad this video exists.

The weird part about it is that I swear William used to distinctly resemble Diana, but over time he's altered to become Charles-clone. 0.o

Remember 10-12 years ago when William was the handsome prince and Harry was just kind of weird/troubled?

Man, a lot can change in a decade.

Also, irrelevant to this article and apropos of nothing: you're the best. Have I mentioned that you're the best? Because you're the best.

The prosecution never wanted to win. They didn't even want to file.

Is it wrong that while thinking 'cute' I also think 'delicious'?

I almost didn't believe that they would go so far as to attempt to humiliate women by confiscating tampons until I saw photographic evidence. You know what didn't have photographic evidence? The multiple jars full of human feces/urine that were "supposedly" going to be flung by the Pro-Choice group. Bullshit. Also,…

Well..I assume that it'll be immediately challenged by pro-choice lawyers and they'll suspend the law until the Supreme Court has a chance to dismiss it as unconstitutional.

May they all choke to death on a bag of dicks.

You know, can I just take a minute to throw some gratitude at the awesome male allies in the Texas Senate? There are certainly plenty of TX dude politicos trying to take away our rights, but folks like Sen. Watson have, I think, really been wonderful allies throughout this entire thing.

Girls best be bringing their Diva Cups to throw! You know they don't know about those!

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE JUST MAKING THIS SHIT INTO A METAPHOR ALL BY THEMSELVES. LITERALLY TAKING AWAY THEIR FEMININE PRODUCTS. HOLY SHIT BALLS.

Yep. And you know, people naturally want to hire other people like themselves. Sometimes that means personality or interest-wise, but a lot of the time it comes down on gender or race lines.

This, this, this.

That's not surprising. Why else would he change the layout and make it impossible to read comments every 6 months?

I have to state the obvious here: this woman got fired by her boss because he couldn't control himself around her. And this is her fault.