Just saw first episode, is she really his bio-mom?

This is a situation where I feel Orange Elect should learn from his bestie “Putie”. When was the last time you’ve heard Putin say sh*t about the KGB/FSB?

Yes to reading, boo to losing Geek President.

Resonates so hard. I have a great life, good friends and family. But... I know I will be alone forever... and I’m resigned to it... the one thing is that I get touch-starved so much. I have no desire for pets and the thought of a one night stand skeeves me out... but I would give a lot for a long cuddle from someone…

That’s why he’s Cris Jr’s favorite...

This is when the big $ donors need to step up their game for the community. Where the fuck is Sheldon Adelson now? He fucking supported Trump (financially) for the run for ofiice. Only time he backed a political winner.

Never go off the list of advisors! Ugh...

I mean, most of Russia is “The Hunger Games”, at least these people get the chance to win money.

My dad is the book pimp in the family, as he is the one to hit up the library and grab books for various family members.

Nalini Singh!

*channeling true blue Trump supporters*

Honestly, most of the story lines bored me. The hippie is theoretically the main protagonist, but she just got on my nerves. Towards the end, I was forwarding through to get to the Anna Camp (rich girl stereotype) storyline.

He’s also the guy who hired the first female pilot for his private jet.

No. The water crisis and the entrenched oligapoly won’t let that happen. See: Syria.

I know what i want to do in retirement!

We call male parentals “papa” in my culture... to me “daddy” is more laid back. Are you sure this isn’t more immigrant appropriation from the hipsters?

Bet the three girls in the photo are “cool girls”:

John Oliver had a great thing on auto loans.

I mean what happens if the recount shows Hillary won? Or the Electoral college actually votes for Clinton?

Sharon Jones passed away...